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XWP Stories - W

Warrior...Princess...Housewife by Emily Mills
Recommended by: Taleweaver - 03.13.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt/PG-13
Length: Short Story - Complete


This story is a cute explanation of what might have happened if Xena were a housewife in 1956. It opens with Xena killing a tomato, and ruefully she admits that she can throw a knife better than she can cook and she and her husband Ares have to settle for take-out. This opening does just what it's supposed to, grab your attention and keep it. During a Friday night card game with "the girls" we are introduced to Xena's friends; Altina, Effy, Callisandra and the new neighbour, Gabriella. It is during this card game that we witness Xena being toyed with like never before, which of course disturbs and intrigues her. I can promise some chuckles for the reader, but I should warn you not to drink anything while reading this story. Innocently, I did, and it wasn't long before I sprayed my monitor with coffee. So don't subject your computer to food or drink projectiles, wait until after reading the story.

Xena's first lesbian kiss apparently overwhelms her so much, that her blood rushes somewhere other than her brain and she passes out. Ares finds his wife's head in Gabriella's lap, and the requested explanation prompted me to spray the computer with a mouthfull of coffee yet again. With a potentially ugly confrontation out of the way, feminism gains another warrior and Xena's idyllic 1956 lifestyle is changed forever.

I highly recommend "Warrior...Princess...Housewife". While you read it, I think I'll go out and get a moisture-proof cover for my computer. Just to be ready for the next funny tale Emily Mills shares with us.

http://www.agog.net/batgirl/stories/wph1.html


The Way by L. Crystal Michallet-Romero
Recommended by:
Arati Baj - 06.01.02
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Wow, this was truly my first thought when I finished reading this short story, The Way, by L. Crystal Michallet-Romero. Like many Gabrielle fans, I was very hurt when the bard threw away her Amazon staff in favor of the path of peace, but after reading The Way, I found myself filled with hope! Not only did the author find a clever way to explain what occurred after the battle with Indrajit, but she managed to tastefully depict the true love between women, both in the two new characters she introduced, and Gabrielle and Xena.

I may be a bit biased, but I have to admit that what I also found equally intriguing was the way in which Ms. Michallet-Romero weaved a classical myth from my own culture into her story. I was truly impressed by the imagery and exacting detail which the author included in this story. Even though historical information was included in the story, it did not feel like a lesson, but only enhanced the plot of the story.

Not only did the story remain true to the Xena Episodes, and the love of our two heroes, but the mythical tale weaved into it caused me to become nostalgic. Even after a few readings, I continue to see things contained within the story that I previously missed. I would highly recommend this to anyone longing to see the love demonstrated between two women, and most importantly, the love bond of our two beloved heroes, Xena and Gabrielle.

http://www.xenafiction.net/index.mv


Well, If You Hum A Few Bars… by Zuke
Recommended by: Valkyrie - 03.16.03
Classification: XWP Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete


I want to live in Zuke’s universe. For me, it would be a mind-boggling place filled with unexpected, creative twists and turns, amazing characters, laughter, tears, favorite boobs, and a rollercoaster emotional existence. Of course, I would probably survive there all of 5 minutes before I was busted by the entertainment police for being far too dull to live.

Even death is remarkably entertaining in Zuke’s universe, as we find out via Allison Peckham’s first adventure in the afterlife. Well, Allison might not describe her experience as particularly “entertaining,” probably more along the lines of “disturbing,” at least initially, but as with all of Zuke’s stories, I enjoyed it enormously. It turns out that one of Allison’s good buddies in life, Derek, is actually “The Deliverer,” an evil something-or-other intent on bringing back Dahak in the Oakland hills. Xena (in person…err, spirit) and Allison, of course, have to stop this from happening. (Having once been fired by an employer in the Oakland hills, I was admittedly torn between cheering for our heroines and hoping for Dahak’s release… at least long enough to destroy one particular house in the vicinity…oh well.)

While Zuke leaves a few tangents hanging around (it would have been nice to see bit more closure with Hope, Emily and Allison’s parents, for example) I thought this was a very creative plot with an interesting premise, and I absolutely loved Allison’s solution for defeating Dahak. I would even go so far to say as this is currently one of my favorite post FIN stories. Okay, so it’s very, very post FIN, but it tackles… oh, just go read it for yourself. You’ll see what I mean.

http://www.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/z/zuke_wellifyouhumafewbars.html


Winter Snows - Part Two of "(The) Seasons Series" by Anne Azel
Recommended by: laler - 11.16.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - complete


All is not well with our couple in the second part of "The Season Series". The story starts off with Janet and Robbie dealing with the aftermath of Janet's breast surgery while they still try to keep on top of their careers. When Janet finally decides to try and break the barriers down that has built up between Robbie and herself over the last months, Robbie suddenly leaves Janet with no explanation. Unbeknownst to Janet, Robbie's departure has to do with a secret from her past that she has harbored for years. Once the secret is revealed, Janet and Robbie can start to build their family. Robbie, who has never really had a sense of family, begins to realize what having one means, as well as the responsibility that goes along with it.

Anne Azel takes us through the story by addressing serious subjects while dealing with them in sensitive, compassionate and entertaining ways. She shows us how these women overcome obstacles while keeping intact their ability to be human and female. This is an enjoyable story that will be having you pondering what could possibly be in the next part of this series.

http://xenite.simplenet.com/fanfiction/w/wintersnows.html


Wise Words in Any Age by CathBard
Recommended by: Murphy - 25.01.03
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 5 Pages - Complete


I must say this was a beautiful thing to read. But hey, I'm a sucker when it comes to Gabrielle and her feelings. Love that little bard. I think part of all of us wishes for peace, and not having it mean the end of the world either. Gabrielle is no different and this time it's up to Xena to find the right words of comfort.

Xena also knows there are no easy answers for this, but she find the right ones to put her love’s mind at ease if only for the night. A very moving and passionate story. Sorta gives a reader a sense of love and peace! How can you go wrong with that!?!

http://ausxip.com/fanfiction/cathbard/wise_words_in_any_age.htm


Who Was Going To Miss An Angel or Two, Anyway by The Fallen
Recommended by: odd bird - 09.22.99
Classification: Mel & Janice
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


First let me say this story isn't for everyone - heed the disclaimers. This sequel to "And A Nightingale" starts the morning after Mel & Janice meet in London for a talk. They make startling discoveries about X&G as well as themselves. That's about as much as can be told without giving away the plot. Dark and intense, it pulls the reader along for an emotional ride. The thing that impressed me the most was the sensation that I was experiencing it all in slow motion - knowing the outcome but powerless to stop it. A year after reading this story it still haunts me.

http://www.sonic.net/LightStreams/AAfanfic/whowas.html


(A) Woman Called Alika by M. Parnell
Recommended by: Angharad Governal - 07.21.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete


As the story opens, we find the warrior and bard at a crossroads between fording a river or passing through a lush valley. Gabrielle suggests that the duo take the valley route, but Xena immediately objects, although the river route will add two days to their journey. The bard questions this decision, and our dark warrior offers a mysterious answer - the valley route will take them to an area called, "The Vale". It is a place of mysterious customs, Xena explains, and insists to Gabrielle that it is best to be avoided at all costs. Filled with intriguing characters and a great plot that, at times, has shades of The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, this wonderful story will leave you in stunned silence. If you've read this piece before, please go and re-discover it again, and if you've never laid eyes on it, run, don't walk, to, A Woman Called Alika by M. Parnell. It is a great read.

http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/content/alika1.html


Working Lunch Pt 5 by Karen Malevich
Recommended by: Bongo Bear - 08.09.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Inomplete


Working Lunch Part 5, Malevich's latest alternative offering, has been bestowed the Amazon Ice Award. By the time I finished the story, there was nothing left but clouds of steam. Xena is an expensive call girl and Gabrielle, an uptight professional of a different sort, is her client. Together they create some of the hottest scenes in fanfiction. Taken as individual vignettes, the Working Lunch stories are light on plot. But a reader starting from Part 1, slowly begins to see their relationship growing from detached sexual encounters to something looking an awful lot like love.

http://go.to/karen.malevich


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