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XWP Stories - D
Dark Elf by J. Falconer
Recommended by: Bedbard - 03.14.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: complete
A refreshing take on our two favorite women. Sunstar the Elven Princess and Nightshade a Dark Elf, find themselves running from the bad guys leading into what begins as an uneasy trust and into something much more. Violence and sexual innuedo abound in this tale. Not for the faint of heart or young readers, but certainly worth the read for the stout heart and the adults.
http://tiggsxenapage.com/XenaVerse/JF/DarkElf1.htm
Dark Promise by Katrina and Sharon Bowers
Recommended by: Angharad Governal - 02.07.00
Classification: Other/XWP-Buffy crossover
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Incomplete
Part of Katrina's Blood and Roses realm (which explores the notion of Gabrielle as Bacchus' Daughter and Xena as Ares' Daughter), Dark Promise is a fun treat for fans of both XWP and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It is a typical day in Sunnydale (well, as typical as you can get at the edge of Hellmouth anyway,) and a mysterious blue eyed stranger (three guesses) arrives in a limo searching for Willow, Buffy's best friend and computer hacker extraordinare. From there, things get very interesting for the Scooby Doo Gang, as well as for our Immortal Warrior and Bard. A fun read.
http://bearblue.150m.com/library/1990s/STO/brose/buffy/willow.html
(The) Day the Ancient World Turned Day-Glo by Sasha Foo
Recommended by: Vivian Darkbloom - 08.24.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete
How can you not love a story where Kathy Lee Gifford is decapitated? The story in question is Sasha Foo's "The Day the Ancient World Turned Day-Glo." Fabulous enough for the title alone, this story requires that you check all expectations of plot and seriousness at the door. It's an anarchic romp complete with Callisto, hallucinogenic mushrooms, beer bongs, sex, drag queens, and mass slaughter of Republicans, all couched within Homeric turns of phrase-and with most of the action occurring in the lovely city of Whatmeworry. (Anyone who has lived in New York during the Giuliani Reign of Terror will appreciate this story.) As Gabrielle herself proclaims in a bardic verse, "Xena and Gabrielle-living it up with pot and beer." I laughed my ass off. It's perfect.
http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/content/theday.html
DC by Lizzy Tendre
Recommended by: Viv - 01.14.00
Classification: Uber/screenplay
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete
One of the funniest ubers I've ever read, "DC" is set, natch, in Washington, DC. A dour Secret Service agent, Zora Dexter, is assigned watch over the new president's daughter, a horny, skirt-chasing, politically incorrect cokehead named Nellie Corrigan. Talk about a rough road to romance! On one level it's pure fun, as we watch Nellie incessantly bait Zora with a barrage of come-ons, insults, and generally outrageous behavior (and on occasion the no-nonsense Zora gives as good as she gets). However, the characters--both lead and supporting--are fleshed out so well that it's not just two-dimensional and sitcom-like. At times (well, really, most of the time) Zora and Nellie seethe in their frustrated attempts to communicate honestly with each other and the result is a painfully accurate modern romance. And, as a bonus, we get sexy KGB twins too! What more could you want out of uber, Natasha? Moose and Squirrel?
http://chugg.net/tendre/dc/index.shtml
Dead My Ash by Joanna
Recommended by: Ann Braxton - 01.11.02
Classification: Classic/Paraody
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 8 pages - Complete
A Master of Xenaverse parody has done it again. Joanna''s ""Dead, My Ash"" has Xena fighting a battle with Gabrielle to stay dead. Apparently Gab's main competition for Xena is...Death. Anyhow, the Bard has her tricks and the help of a couple of Souls who in a self-serving way team up with a ‘‘powerful goddess of the future''. Xena’s Ghost's attempt at intimidation of the Bard is hilarious but Gab's show of force is much more deadly. You have to be alert as the barbs come a mile a minute. A really sly dig at a certain manipulating hussy, with an homage to Gone With the Wind, will have you in stitches. The dialog between X’s G & G is priceless.
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GABRIELLE
Out of the way, Xena
Xena's ghost ....trying to keep Gabrielle from getting to the ashes
XENA'S GHOST
Booga booga!
GABRIELLE (sarcastic)
Oh, that's frightening
XENA'S GHOST
Give me a break. I'm new
SOUL VOICE #2
Look, I can see grace! And boy is she hot!
SOUL VOICE
That's not grace, that's Xena. Look over there. See the place where the fat guy in the spangly jumpsuit is singing? That's the land of grace.
SOUL VOICE #2
Don't be cruel.
XENA'S GHOST
Do something, you idiots! She's almost got the ashes!
Gabrielle has indeed been working hard, shoving the still hot ashes into the urn.
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And Gab''s bid for Comedy Central falls flat even with the errant Souls. Who wouldn''t be happy with this Ending.? Go there if you want to read it.
http://cousinliz.com/fanfic/joanna_dma.html
(The) Deal by M. Ryan
Recommended by: Yernod - [08.04.99] 10.19.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - Complete
The seemingly disparate worlds of television news, professional golf and small-town romance merge delightfully in M. Ryan's uber story "The Deal." After a moment of anger almost ends her promising career, news director Laura Kasdan is forced to cut a deal to save her job: give up the high-profile Dallas market for lowly Burkett Falls, where if all goes well, she will redeem herself and earn the chance to return to Texas. Intent on making the best of a bad situation, "Kaz" is pleasantly surprised by the quality of the local station, especially the talent of reporter-turned-anchor Christine Hanson. Against her better judgment, Kaz finds the ruling passions of her life -- work and golf -- expanding to include the determined and charming young woman.
Though fully utilizing familiar aspects of Xena and Gabrielle, Ryan continues the welcome trend in recent uber fiction of creating original characters and situations, as opposed to simply updating or re-telling X:WP canon. Kaz and Chris are both smart and likable, and their personalities are well defined; even better, they are supported by well-developed secondary characters. Most impressive, however, is Ryan's ability to make the plot and storyline surrounding the lead duo every bit as interesting as their moving romance. Whether it's the frantic pace of the newsroom, the ins and outs of golf, or simply an accurate look at life in a small town, first-time author M. Ryan makes each aspect of her story credible and compelling.
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Satellite/6813/TheDeal1.html
Debts by Alecto
Recommended by: Rocky - 12.18.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel, 432 pages - incomplete
Some really great Uber happening here. "Debts" by Alecto is well constructed
and easy to read.
When Taylor Williams is sent out to work as an assistant to the reclusive Jack McDermott the last thing she expected was the most stubborn person she ever met. As she struggles to fit in with the large McDermott clan, life steals up behind her and grabs her by the heart. Though it's not finished it's definitely one to watch for.
http://alectostavern.com/Debts1.htm
Deep Black Water by Lariel
Recommended by: Taleweaver - 10.13.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Gen
Length: Short Story, 9 pages - Complete
I first read "Deep, Black Water" many months ago. It was relatively short, an easy way to pass a lonely night, and took me by surprise. Emmy is a lonely woman struggling through a nasty divorce, denied her children, slandered by her soon to be ex-husband and suddenly plunged into the role of Good Samaritan. Sara is……well, disturbed. They meet as Sara is preparing to end her misery in a swirling river, and it seems as though all will turn out right.
Lariel is a master at surprises as well as setting. No matter how many times I read this, and I've read this piece many times, I still feel the cold dampness as if it were soaking through my own coat. I can feel the rain, the roughness of the stone, and Emmy's heartbreak at her situation. Most of this short story is dialogue. It's natural, everyday language, and well done. Lariel lures the reader into a false sense of expectation, and lets us make a conclusion about the outcome of the meeting on the bridge. But you're in for a surprise. By the time you have finished reading "Deep, Black Water" you'll think twice about Sara. This is a character driven story with realistic dialogue, a simple setting and atmosphere that you can't help but feel. Lariel has delivered a tale with a power packed ending and characters you feel for, proving once again that she really is more talented than she'll admit to.
http://www.geocities.com/lariel_a/fiction/blackwater.htm
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