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XWP Stories - B

Bad Sex by WordWarior
Recommended by: Penumbra - 08.17.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Awright, this is the reality check! The first sentence grabs you and won't let go until you've guffawed your morning cereal/coffee all over the keyboard because you just can't stop laughing.

Have you ever wondered why our beloved grrls, the warrior chick and her nubile sidekick, always manage to have just the most earth-shattering, divine, perfect sex? What if they had a bad day? Here's WordWarior's account on one such bad day, in her inimitable style.

http://cousinliz.com/fanfic/wordwarior_bs.html


Bargain Hunting by Della Street
Recommended by: P.D. - 08.09.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Fans with a wry sense of humor will enjoy Bargain Hunting. This tale is timeless and contains the infamous Xena and Gabrielle character banter. Della's characterizations of the Warrior Princess and her chatty companion are right on and guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Her writing style makes you feel as if you are actually witnessing the events unfold. This fast paced story reminds you of the trust, friendship, caring and loving nature built during the first two seasons of the show. You haven't lived till you've "shopped" with the warrior princess. Just don't make her mad and be sure the product is in good shape and attractively packaged. Most of all, keep a tight hold on your coin purse.

http://www.altfic.com/subtextfic/Xena/della/bargainhunting.htm


(The) Battle by Wishes
Recommended by: Penumbra - 10.28.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - Complete


This is amongst the very few fanfiction pieces that have managed to evoke uneasiness and compassion in me. Very dark (I like 'em dark), very sci-fi (excellent!), very Orwellian (always a good thing), this story is a tale of totalitarianism in the future.

Caroline is fresh, new and idealistic, as well as an employee of a medical facility. The exact nature of the research that is conducted there is unclear to her but her naivete and arduous endeavours to carve out her niche in life don't allow her to see the truth. Not until Elizabeth arrives and Caroline is assigned to her case. In terror, this story is clandestine; in emotions, volatile. Caroline's life comes to a crossroads -- which one will she choose, her future or her independence?

This story evokes images that stay with you for a long time, and for me, it was something refreshingly new since sci-fi Uber is for some reason very rare.

http://ausxip.com/fanfic/judy/battle.html


Been There, Done That, Bought the T-shirt by AngelRad
Recommended by: Taleweaver - 02.09.03
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


In the spirit of the Xena episode “Been There, done That”, Angelrad has given us a memorable tale that should not be missed. We’ve all had moments that seem familiar, but has your day ever completely repeated itself? The main character, Natalie, is stuck in the day from Hell, and there seems to be no way out. A Melissa Etheridge concert, month end reports and a cheating, lying girlfriend all play out again and again, with small changes. But September 30th goes on. Natalie tries all sorts of ways to make it to October. She wears leather pants to the concert instead of jeans, she picks up a redhead that she ignored the previous day, becomes a beer depository repeatedly, and then manages to avoid the beer and finally ends up changing her life in the ladies room.

Natalie’s first impression of Lindy is less than glowing. Natalie is convinced that Lindy is very, very drunk or insane. Lindy is a most colourful character. Very southern, very funny and highly memorable. She reminds me of the kid in every high school that comes up with crazy schemes and frequently sees the principle. She’s talkative, filled with adventure, and really freaks Natalie out. Natalie is irritated, stood-up, hung over and lonely, she is every one of us at various points in our lives, all rolled into one person. She is pathetically real. But I mean that in a good way. will she ever stop hitting the wall? Will she spend the night alone again? Will Snowball live?

http://www.angelrad.netfirms.com/beenthere1.htm


I Found My Heart in San Francisco Book 2: Beginnings by  S. X. Meagher
Recommended by: Rocky - 06.27.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt/R
Length: Novel, 512 pages - Complete


The Annual California AIDS ride is a 500 mile Bicycle trip between S.F. and L.A. Jamie has been training with Ryan to go in the ride. They have both had to make sacrifices and learned a lot about themselves and each other in this endeavor. This novel chronicles their experiences from one end of the ride to the other and the discoveries they make along the way. Yup, it's another longy, and again it's worth it. Can't wait for the next one.

http://lynka.simplenet.com/beginningsonefile.htm

S X Meagher's other works can be found at http://www.sxmeagher.com/


Bell of the Mist by Ali Vali
Recommended by: Jaden - 11.10.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 17 pages - Complete


In Bell of the Mist, the author takes two of her established characters and uses them to bring us the tale of another duo, as well as a tale of old New Orleans, when pirates walked the city, and the mode of transportation was often a horse drawn carriage. The newly married Bell encounters the infamous Gentleman Bandit one evening on her way home, and cannot forget the man*s easy manner and beautiful eyes. Their story, of discovering love, and secrets, plays beautifully against the backdrop of the Big Easy, of which the author has first hand knowledge. This is a gorgeous story, highly recommended, that will have you enthralled up to the exciting climax.

http://www.merwolf.com/academy/halloween/alivali_bellofthemist.html


The Best Gift by Susan A. Rice
Recommended by: Murphy - 01.11.02
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


This is one of those stories where you just feel so damn good after reading it. Gabrielle gives her warrior time alone with her family and it’s good to see Xena relaxed and enjoying home for once.But a little nagging part of the bard feels like a bit of an intruder.

Xena finds her story telling gal and comforts her, lets her know where home really is. Ahhhh, nothing like mush to get the heart beating. To top off this tasty piece of candy is a cute ending. This is part one of three, all well worth reading. Sue did a great job, so read and feed her. Enjoy this tale.

http://ausxip.com/fanfic12/thebestgift.html


Biker Babe From Hell by Pinfeather
Recommended by: Jaden - 11.10.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete


This Halloween yarn is told in verse form, and the end result is original and entertaining. Told in first person, it is easy to imagine this being told over a fire, candy corn and chocolate long gone, about an encounter with the legendary and fearsome Biker Babe From Hell. I found it to be a great read, and I suggest you have a look.

http://www.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/p/pinfeather_tbbfh.html


Black by Gaslight by Nene Adams
Recommended by: Penumbra - 08.21.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


In Victorian London, things are not looking good for Rhiannon Moore. She's reduced to live on the streets and off her body and when, on one dark and deadly night, Jack the Ripper sets his sights on her, all seems to be lost. But in the blink of an eye, Rhiannon's life is both saved and changed by one Evangeline St. Claire, a controversial figure in the upper echelons of the British societal pecking order.

Being an entusiastic fan of 18th centruy literature, this is a dream come true. Sherlock Holmes with a twist, the whole gaslight series (of which this is the first part) portrays Victorian London vividly and accurately, with exciting plots and a charmingly periodical tongue.

http://www.corrieweb.com/gaslight/gaslight.htm


The Blind Side of Love by Dreams
Recommended by: Jaden ~ 09.29.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Incomplete (Up to CH 19 as of 04.30.02)


"This story involves an in-the closet actress, online relationships, Puerto Ricans, the Spanish language, Starbucks coffee, angels, boyfriends, sexual relationships between women .. and a ton of other random things that poured forth from my artistic loins. If none of the above things interest you, then you may not want to partake in this little tour of my demented psyche."

Words from the author herself on this piece of original fiction that caught my eye (the disclaimer alone is recommended reading).

Julianne Franqui is the star of her own television show, and soon to be released movie; young, beautiful, rich, successful, and so far in the closet she can't see the light.

Kris Milano is a student/aspiring artist, trying to get by in New York with her best friend Leigh. It's when Julianne goes to New York on a round of publicity for her movie that she spots a painting being peddled on the street, by a certain artists' best friend, a painting that she decides she must have. A painting that will ultimately set her on course with destiny. This story is full of witty dialogue, unique characterisations, and a quick paced plot. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this piece of original fiction, so I think you should just go and have a look for yourself.

http://www.geocities.com/midnightisle/TBSOL.htm


Breaking Chains by Rooks
Recommended by: Anima - 09.10.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - Complete


Add two parts Uber (XWP and the film "Dead Again") stir gently, pour over a Los Angeles landscape, and you have "Breaking Chains."

Faith, a private investigator with a specialty in missing persons, is called when a woman with amnesia, and terrifying nightmares, materializes on the doorstep of the convent where Faith was raised. Just as this is an Uber within an Uber, so is it a story within a story. A scandalous, love-gone-wrong murder involving a famous actress (Blythe Dawson, and her lover Josephina Wright) that rocked Los Angeles some fifty years previous, seems to be the key as to why Gabrielle (yup, that's what they decide to call her until she remembers who she is ;~) is having night terrors. And, believe me, these pesky dreams are as bloodcurdling as they are real.

Soon the question begs: Did Josephine kill Blythe? More importantly, will history repeat itself? These are not idle questions, but ones that actively pull us through the story at a crisp, clean pace. You'll care about the back-story as much as the present one because they are so inextricably intertwined.

This story reminds me a little bit of an old-style, mystery-thriller, detective story, especially because this genre has always utilized the Los Angeles landscape as a sort of secondary character. So, especially fun is Rooks taking us around the city. I loved the thrift shop named "Surrender Dorothy"; a fun wink at those of us who know the real "Dorothy's Surrender." Okay, now that I'm done with my little self-indulgence <g>. Do take a peek at this story, it's a terrifically entertaining read.

[webmaster's note: story is no longer available in html or text versions. However, it can be downloaded from www.pdafiction.com.]


Breakout 99 by Barbara Davies
Recommended by: Lariel - 11.28.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Complete


What are the three essential ingredients for a really good uber? Romance, adventure and mystery? Ghosts, criminals and dodgy sheep farmers? Beautiful scenery, deserted youth hostels and hospitals?

No. For a really good uber, you need a cute but mischievous Dorothy, a tall, dark and grumpy Cowardly Lion and a gangling, Abba obsessed Tin Man. Then, to start it off, you dump our three intrepid heroes (two of whom hate each other on first sight - guess which two?) in the middle of a small Welsh coastal town, with strict instructions to "make your way back here - without using maps or money - in three days time." What could possibly go wrong??

Barbara Davies tells us as the story unfolds, through believable characterisation, great dialogue and solid plotting. Starting off their journey rattling around blindfolded in the back of a transit van, our trial bound threesome painfully make their way through three days of gently humourous adventure as they cut across Snowdonia national park in full fledged Wizard of Oz costumes in the pouring rain. You will have to read the story to find out how they manage to spend a night in a police cell/get squashed three in a bed in a haunted house/end up at hospital with a near fatal case of wasp sting.

And if that wasn't enough, you've got the hesitantly blossoming romance between Charlie (Dorothy) and Jen (the Cowardly Lion) as they fight mutual antagonism, their own libidos, three in a bed romps and communal showers. And not even a kiss in sight..........<g>

http://members.fortunecity.com/midgitbard/break1.htm


Breaking the Silence by Eponin
Recommended by: Rocky - 11.04.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 37 pages - Incomplete


Every so often I go out surfing the web rings in search of lost treasure that have missed the major indexes and deserve a notice. A very promising new story is "Breaking the Silence" by Eponin. Although there is only the first four chapters available at this time the writing style is crisp and entertaining.

Cassiel is fleeing a resent personal tragedy which becomes exacerbated when she discovers a dangerous family secret. On the run, she finds herself at a quaint restaurant on the beach operated by a mysterious woman named Jael. Jael agrees to hide Cassiel and soon they are beginning to discover each other.

I look forward to more of this story, and I hope readers who find it as intriguing as I did will encourage the author to post more.

[webmaster's note: story no longer appears to be available on the web. If you know where we can link to it, please email us!]


(The) Broken Thread by Ella Quince
Recommended by: Rocky - 09.04.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 16 pages - Complete


This is one of my favorite classic X&G alt short stories. A touch stone for when I think that if I read one more plot-less, sex fan fic I will scream! It's a reminder of the true romance that is attractive about this genre in the first place. I tell myself if so many tender emotions can be tucked into one short story then perhaps there will be more. And yes there always is, but this is the one I keep coming back to--to remind myself of that.

The night before a battle Xena is alone by a campfire, Gabrielle is safe in a inn. This is where the same tired scenario stops. A warrior who has suffered a great loss comes to Xena's camp site on a mission of love and circumstance that will leave you pondering long after the story has been read.

http://ausxip.com/fanfic2/thread.html


(The) Burning Tree by Karen Malevich
Recommended by: laler - 01.13.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Inomplete


It may, or may not be, a coincidence when Logan (an award-winning investigative reporter) rescues Frith Buchanan (a computer consultant and ex-Greenpeace worker) from an attack by a security guard outside of the Tall Trees hydroponics complex. Once Frith reveals that she has stumbled across information that has raised her suspicions about a possible government cover-up that involves the previously quiet complex, she asks for Logan's help in seeking out the truth.

Logan, who has been mysteriously out of circulation for a few months, must call upon her old friends (and possibly her enemies) to find out what is going on behind the gates at Tall Trees. This doesn't seem to be an easy task because everyone seems to have their own secrets, nor are they readily willing to share them. As the story unfolds, information is uncovered that points to something larger than Logan, and perhaps even Frith, can imagine.

From the very beginning, Karen Malevich keeps the reader guessing with this erotic thriller. Karen manages to draw together a very captivating plot that combines sex, suspense, and intrigue in a story that will hold your attention throughout.

http://go.to/karen.malevich


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