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Azumaya - The Eastern House by Nene Adams
Recommended by: Penumbra - 11.06.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


I'm a sucker for well-written fiction that deals with feudal Japan (must be all the years of Aikido...) and this is, I must say, a story par excellence in that genre. The first of an ongoing series called KWAIDAN - SUPERNATURAL TALES OF THE FLOATING WORLD, set in the fictional island of Wa, the tale begins with a dreary day for samurai Ichijo Ayumi, retainer to a rather poor daimyo. She loses the purpose of her life but is saved from further shame by a young lady in the imperial court, Fujiwara no Kimiko, a great admirer of the brusque samurai woman and, unwittingly, the cause of an even greather threat to her life and limb.

The setting is imaginative, bestowing a brilliant, glittering wealth of the customs, dress code and intrigue of palace politics in a society so rigid it has no choice but to be rotten inside. Subterfuge and lust reign in a court where one snide word, one wrong alliance can mean anything from loss of mien to loss of internal organs. The language is rich, the dialogue following the intricate twists and turns of formal parlance of the feudal period, adding yet another touch of authenticity. All I can say is, for a dose of fascinating history and a rollicky exciting story, this is one of the best, most promising new series to see the light of day.

http://www.corrieweb.com/japan/kwaidan1.htm


Black by Gaslight by Nene Adams
Recommended by: Penumbra - 08.21.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


In Victorian London, things are not looking good for Rhiannon Moore. She's reduced to live on the streets and off her body and when, on one dark and deadly night, Jack the Ripper sets his sights on her, all seems to be lost. But in the blink of an eye, Rhiannon's life is both saved and changed by one Evangeline St. Claire, a controversial figure in the upper echelons of the British societal pecking order.

Being an entusiastic fan of 18th centruy literature, this is a dream come true. Sherlock Holmes with a twist, the whole gaslight series (of which this is the first part) portrays Victorian London vividly and accurately, with exciting plots and a charmingly periodical tongue.

http://www.corrieweb.com/gaslight/gaslight.htm


Living Dolls by Nene Adams
Recommended by: Lariel - 01.11.02
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete


A horror story in the best tradition, with ghouls, witches, monsters and the undead all featuring and containing the requisite amount of gore and suspense, this is a solid addition to Nene's `Chamber of Horrors' series. Expertly written as ever, Nene successfully marries together mystery, horror and love with a wonderfully imaginative storyline and beautifully descriptive style to create something that will leave you wondering how far you'd go to recapture a lost love. With a true flair for the genre, Nene is one of my favourite authors when it comes to this type of story and this is another great one she's written. Although I guessed the ending about halfway through, this is still well worth checking out for the imaginative storyline, the gamut of emotions and the wonderfully gory descriptions. Great stuff.

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/halloween/2002/neneadams_livingdoll.html


Sunne In Gold by Nene Adams
Recommended by: Angharad Governal- 02.07.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


Set in a mythic, medieval Irish past, Sunne In Gold tells the tale of a knight, Cathelin O'Cameron - known as Blacksunne - (uber Xe) who has come home from the Crusades only to learn that her kingdom is in chaos. After driving her evil uncle away from her lands,  she discovers a very frightened and very beautiful Muslim slave, Madrigal (Uber Gab) chained in her private chambers. Taking full advantage of the historical romance novel genre made popular by Sir Walter Scott in the early 17th Century, Nene Adams' Sunne In Gold richly blends vivid (and nicely convincing) detail of the popular vision of life in medieval times with romance and adventure. A fun read.

http://www.corrieweb.com/sunne/sunne01.htm


Tin Star by Nene Adams
Recommended by: Lariel - 08.25.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


Yee-har!! A rootinest, shootinest, chewin-tobaccyest tale o' the wildest westest adventures ya'll ever did read in a long time!

The little frontier town of Hangman's Gulch is in peril - yes, I said PERIL!  What with Tex Maverick the Scourge of the Sagebrush, Rowdy Roscoe Ringo and his Hole In The Outhouse gang, and corrupt cattle baron Major Fuller Bull...just who is man enough to clean out the town? Cue Belinda Bonanza - and believe me, the name is apt - the mysterious stranger who is packing...packing everything you can possibly think of, and boy does she know how to use it. But has the tough gunslinger met her match, with the sweet, innocent ways of Miz Connie Lingus? And just how CAN a prim schoolmarm from Philadelphia tame the wild lusts of frontier life? And should a virginal Miz really be reading THOSE kinds of trashy dime store romance noveletta's anyway?? Read on, and find out!!

http://www.corrieweb.com/misc/tinstar.htm


Connections - by Advocate and Rsawest
Recommended by: laler - 11.16.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - complete


At virtually the last minute, Attorney Claire Easton is taken away from corporate law and is given her first criminal case from Maylor and Moore. Once she reviews and hears the case the prosecutor (Claire's closest friend) has presented to the Judge, she is certain of the outcome of the trial. So when an unexpected verdict astounds everyone, Claire is resolved to find out exactly what happened. Soon the attorney finds herself at the Cornerstone Clinic, (which has a contract with the state correctional system) and in the presence of Amanda Greer and Jody Penbrook, founders of the clinic. As Amanda and Claire start to explore an attraction for each other, other lives are brought into the story to create a plot that will keep you guessing. Advocate and Rsawest have successfully intertwined relationships and events to create a story that shows just how small the world can be.

http://xenafiction.net/scrolls/advocate_rsawest_connections1.hts


Connections - by Advocate and Rsawest
Recommended by: ArdentTly - 12.01.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, NC-17 for violence and sexual situations
Length: Novel - complete


The story is about a tall brunette attorney who finds herself embroiled in a drug deal gone terribly awry. She and her friend Mark, another lawyer, find themselves unable to tell the good guys from the bad guys. Amongst all the turmoil enters a sychologist/therapist who not only piques the attorney's interest but her curiosity, too. Just how does the cute blonde figure into the dark goings on she seems entangled in? While the piece doesn't quite answer all the questions put forward, the plot is well-thought out. Fast paced and filled with wit, humour, danger, drama and hurt/comfort, the reader will find this feast to be one of pure enjoyment.

While in seven parts, the reader won't mind a bit because this piece is that good. Although not terribly graphic, the reader should be aware that there is nudity and sexual situations. This is a finished uber novella with a second story lead in called Crimson Snow, by Advocate.

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/xg/con1.htm


Crimson Snow (sequel to Connections) - by Advocate
Recommended by: laler
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


In this sequel to "Connections", Claire has thrown herself into her new job as a prosecutor and Amanda continues her practice at the Cornerstone Clinic. When Amanda realizes that one of her patients is acting inappropriately during his sessions with her (by misinterpreting their therapist/client relationship), she has to terminate the counseling sessions. Unbeknownst to Amanda, the patient has developed a psychotic obsession with her. As the obsession grows, friends and family become a factor until we are treated to a thrilling outcome.

During this engaging story, Advocate effectively shows us with humor and compromise how Amanda and Claire are learning to deal with their relationship. Including most of the same characters from "Connections", Advocate has created a riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

http://xenafiction.net/scrolls/advocate_cs1.hts


Untitled: The Story of Me by Advocate
Recommended by: Rocky - 01.05.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, NC-13
Length: Novella, 158 pages - complete


If this story is ever made into a movie, I will be first in line to see it. Funny, funny, FUNNY! Do not read this at work, everyone will want to know why you are laughing so hard, and do not ( that is if you love your keyboard ) drink while reading it. How Advocate could write a story about anger, deceit, denial, and vengeance and keep me in stitches totally escapes me. I swear... I will never be able to look at a squirrel the same way ever again.

Randi knows she is being stalked, and she is bound and determined to find out who. When Mac comes into her life everything she believes will be stood on it's ear-- In Spades! This is a twisted Road Trip story that makes Hope and Crosby look like rank amateurs. How else could one writer combine references to Fahrvergnugen, Freddy Krugger, and Snow White. Don't ask--Just go read it.

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/xg/me1.htm


Untitled: The Story of Me by Advocate
Recommended by: Kamouraskan - 01.11.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, NC-13
Length: Novella, 158 pages - complete


Though I love a good romance, if you don't have Xena and Gabrielle, I demand that there also be at least some thought to the plotting, some originality in the characterizations, and a few other personalities who interestme.

Advocate has exceeded all of these requirements and placed her ladies in a wickedly humourous situation where one of our Uber Heroines is stalked by the other, and later talked into (guess which does what to whom) to take the Road Trip From Hell across America. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles should have been this funny. All this, while telling a very satisfying and realistic love story. Not as much a departure from her stories Connections and Crimson Snow, as a free fall into insanity, Advocate charms from the first paragraphs to the last. Oh, and did I mention the talking squirrels?

http://ausxip.com/fanfiction/u/untitled1.html


Madame President by T. Novan and Advocate
Recommended by: Talewaver - 07.13.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel, 261 pages - complete


I enjoyed 'Madame President' for a variety of reasons. Devlyn Marlowe is an openly gay woman who just happens to be a mother and the President of the United States in the year 2020. She is brave, dedicated and tireless. When she decides to have her biography written, she chooses her favourite writer to do it. Lauren Strayer is a talented novelist with a couple of biographies under her belt already, and puzzled by the President's proposal. But the fact that Lauren voted for Devlyn's opponent doesn't bother the President one bit. After much negotiating, Lauren accepts the job and moves into the White House. I won't ruin the plot for you but I will tell you that this large novel quickly lodged itself in my favourites list. We are taken along as silent passengers on a journey that is filled with tenderness, bravery, strength, vulnerability and integrity. We are given an intimate look at the President's family, introduced to an ugly and amorous dog, and shown that it IS possible to achieve our dreams. This story became a favourite for all the reasons above, but also because the characters (right down to a specific Secret Service Agent) are downright unforgettable.

You won't regret reading this one!

http://ausxip.com/fanfic13/mp.html


Debts by Alecto
Recommended by: Rocky - 12.18.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel, 432 pages - incomplete


Some really great Uber happening here. "Debts" by Alecto is well constructed and easy to read.

When Taylor Williams is sent out to work as an assistant to the reclusive Jack McDermott the last thing she expected was the most stubborn person she ever met. As she struggles to fit in with the large McDermott clan, life steals up behind her and grabs her by the heart. Though it's not finished it's definitely one to watch for.

http://alectostavern.com/Debts1.htm


It All Began with a Trout by Alexiares
Recommended by: Rocky - 08.16.99
Classification: Classic (amazons)
Sex/Violence Content: Alt-Humour, PG-13
Length: Short Story, 49 pages - complete


Before you read this one make sure you have a good secure hold on your funny bone!

"It All Began with a Trout" by Alexiares is not your typical X&G romp, not by a long shot. Thraso is a weapons master from a distant tribe of Amazons who literally bumps into Xena and Gabrielle with hilarious results. The ending is a little blurry but hopefully this means that we can look forward to more mayhem and "Slap your neighbor".

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/a/Alexiares_trout.html


(And) It Continued with a Skunk by Alexiares
Recommended by: Rocky - 08.16.99
Classification: Classic (amazons)
Sex/Violence Content: Alt-Humour, PG-13
Length: Short Story, 69 pages - complete


I asked for a sequel to "It Started with a Trout" and here it is... "And It continued with a Skunk" By Alexiares.

More mayhem and silliness ensues when Thaleia the muse of Comedy needs a Vacation. She selects our favorite arms master "Thraso" to fill her oversize shoes. Mix in a visit to Queen Gabrielle's Amazons. Add feuding Goddesses, and a troop of  fools, and a skunk. Stand back and watch the fun.

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/a/Alexiares_skunk.html


(The) Keeper of my Soul...Always by Alex P.
Recommended by: bedbard - 01.21.01
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, PG-13
Length: Incomplete


While Xena leads some villagers on the offensive against a wannabe warlord, the Amazon Queen, needs to sort out some tribal disputes. Upon return to the preposed meeting place her lover and bard is taken by an army of slavers. Nice read so far on the "what happens next" issue. If this story continues in the same style, I would call it a must read.

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/a/alexp_keeper1.html


Been There, Done That, Bought the T-shirt by AngelRad
Recommended by: Taleweaver - 02.09.03
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


In the spirit of the Xena episode “Been There, done That”, Angelrad has given us a memorable tale that should not be missed. We’ve all had moments that seem familiar, but has your day ever completely repeated itself? The main character, Natalie, is stuck in the day from Hell, and there seems to be no way out. A Melissa Etheridge concert, month end reports and a cheating, lying girlfriend all play out again and again, with small changes. But September 30th goes on. Natalie tries all sorts of ways to make it to October. She wears leather pants to the concert instead of jeans, she picks up a redhead that she ignored the previous day, becomes a beer depository repeatedly, and then manages to avoid the beer and finally ends up changing her life in the ladies room.

Natalie’s first impression of Lindy is less than glowing. Natalie is convinced that Lindy is very, very drunk or insane. Lindy is a most colourful character. Very southern, very funny and highly memorable. She reminds me of the kid in every high school that comes up with crazy schemes and frequently sees the principle. She’s talkative, filled with adventure, and really freaks Natalie out. Natalie is irritated, stood-up, hung over and lonely, she is every one of us at various points in our lives, all rolled into one person. She is pathetically real. But I mean that in a good way. will she ever stop hitting the wall? Will she spend the night alone again? Will Snowball live?

http://www.angelrad.netfirms.com/beenthere1.htm


Triptych Home by Anima
Recommended by: Angharad Governal - 09.15.99
Classification: Uber/Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - complete


I love the idea of concept stories - stories that make you want to smack your forehead with the palm of your hand and say, "Damn! That's a great idea!" What makes it even better is when the said concept is executed in a simple and beautifully elegant manner that belies the complexity of the creation. Triptych Home (and for that matter, its predecessor, Triptych Sex) is such a creation. As the title suggests, Anima takes the concept of "home" and explores it in three very different stories; it is this common thread that both binds and differentiates each separate tale. It's difficult to summarize (much less coalesce) what happens within the framework of this tripartite short story into a single sentence that will cover the numerous threads each part explores. However, each "section" - a World War II Uber, a classic X&G story, and a modern day Uber - is a complete entity in and of itself, but taken together, it becomes magnified into something quite unique and simply, well, "cool".

http://home.att.net/~ianima/triphome.htm


The Rift by Anima
Recommended by: bedbard - 08.28.01
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, Rated R
Length: Complete


When Gabrielle and Xena struggle with trust issues, they find taking a vacation may give them the break they need to sort things out. Together with a poet and surfer, they find a peace and each other once again.

http://ausxip.com/fanfiction/r/riftsappho1.html


The Edge of Nowhere by Annemaart
Recommended by: Clancy - 26.12.01
Classification: Conqueror
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: 45 pages - incomplete


This great story starts like many conqueror stories out there. Then the originality of the plot comes through. Not only has Annemaart put a new spin on what could be a traditional conqueror story she has peppered it with a great deal of humour. It is a well-written story and I have enjoyed reading the first three parts that are available at this time. It is well worth a read!

http://members.tripodnet.nl/annemaart/edge_of_nowhere_i.htm


The Coward by Mark Annets
Recommended by: Rocky - 08.31.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, PG-14
Length: Novella, 121 pages - complete


I feel like I've just watched the pilot for a new TV show and I am sorely disappointed that it wasn't picked up by one of the networks. "The Coward" has to be the most fun I've had reading a Mystery, Action/Adventure, Buddy Story/Romance--Comedy. ( There's really no other way to describe it.)

Nikki Takis spots two bouncers trying unsuccessfully to oust a nosey PI from the club she's patronizing.  Impressed by the spectacle, she tries to hire the said PI when extortionists threaten her employment. The PI doesn't take her seriously until she collapses on her front step.

Terri Farmer is a Jane of all trades Private Investigator, She wants for nothing and has a strong love of her own personal space.  She takes what she thinks is going to be a simple Body Guarding job only to find herself nose deep in Blonde Greek/American trouble.

It's not too long. It's not too short. No, it's juuuust right.

http://www.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/m/mark_annetts_tc1.html


Crossing Brooklyn Ferry by Anon
Recommended by: Viv - 07.11.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Gen
Length: Short Story - complete


Quick, look for snowballs! Because I thought hell might freeze over before I would ever review a "general" and not alternative story. But damned if this piece did not prove me wrong.

I started reading this story because of the title alone-it's from a Walt Whitman poem. In fact, Anon uses-quite liberally and to marvelous effect-many passages from Whitman's "Crossing Brooklyn Ferry" as well as "Leaves of Grass" in this small tale of an emotionally traumatized woman who is riding the ferry just to forget her troubles, her destination unknown even to herself. But once on board she meets a kind yet familiar stranger, someone who may turn out to be the best friend she's ever had.

Whitman's lyricism really infuses this story; rather than detracting or distracting one from Anon's graceful, moving writing, his poetry seems to inspire it. It's like a dance, done with consummate skill as well as both love and empathy for the characters.

http://www.bejay.com/cave/stories/fanfic/xenaff/ferry.htm


Finding My Way by Mavis Applewater
Recommended by: Rocky - 01.21.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, NC-17
Length: Novel, 569 pages - complete


Stephanie Grant is young, in a relationship and starting a new job as a history professor. A picture postcard of today's modern woman. The only thing that could make this less than the ideal, is the arrogant, chain-smoking slob she has to share an office with.

Allison Kendell was hard core, stone cold lawyer. Life tried to make her crash and burn but she took a ninety degree turn away from the power and the money into the sedate and quiet world of a small college. She didn't want or need any complications in her  existence but fate has other ideas that end up twisting her around like a cork screw.

This is one of those wonderful stories that I could cheerfully crawl into and live. The characters are so full of life that they burst right off of the page/monitor. The plot is intelligent with a secondary counterpart that could easily be a delicious story all on it's own, and the love scenes are steamy and breath taking. I could go on and on, but I doubt I could do it justice. I don't just recommend you read it, I insist.

http://tiggsxenapage.com/XenaVerse/Mavis/Finding1.htm


Nipple by Archaeobard
Recommended by:
Taleweaver - 07.06.03
Classification: Classic XWP
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - 6 pages - Complete


I have read “Nipple” by Archaeobard so many times; one might think that I know it word for word. But I leave enough time between readings that it is always just as funny each time I read it. Any bard that has company that is stuck for a word will ask their companion for assistance, and Gabrielle is no different. She has a problem with her nipples, and asking Xena for help was the logical choice. For example…

“"Oh," the bard shrugged non-committally and grinned again, "I just like the sound of the word, you know," she sat forward in her seat and leaned conspiratorially over the table, "'malleable nipples'." The bard pronounced each syllable slowly, letting the words roll languidly from her tongue in a cascade of imagery. The warrior paused a moment while she remembered to breathe, and swallowed the lump that had somehow managed to lodge itself in her throat. "Uh-huh." was all that came out when she tried to speak. "Oh come on Xena, it's a bard thing, listen to how it sounds." The bard repeated the two words, this time with the added imagery of rolling her thumb and forefinger over an imaginary nipple. "See, you can almost feel it." Gabrielle finished with another grin and sat back in triumph. This is only one section of a story that should be a classic and became a series. It is only one of my favorite fan fic tales, but nothing else makes me laugh so hard, even though I know what comes next. The first time I read this, I thought I had broken a rib from laughing. While that might have hurt, I also think it would have been a grand compliment to the bard. You must read “Nipple”. I doubt there is another story quite like it anywhere on the World Wide Web. Unless of course, it’s the rest of the series.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/n/nipple.html


Appetite by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: JLynn - 05.12.02
Classification: Classic (Post-FIN)
Sex/Violence Content: Gen
Length: Short Story, 14 pages - Complete


Though perhaps known best for her comedic writings, I think it is with the deeper, more dramatic pieces that Ms Darkbloom truly excels. Salome, the self-same woman responsible for the death of John the Baptist, narrates this story, and it’s through her eyes that we revisit Gabrielle at some later point following the events in A Friend in Need. This tale deals with the appetites of the body, the soul and especially the heart. The hungers that drive us, and the ends to which those appetites can bring us. The language is rich, flowing, deeply poignant, and entirely characteristic of the best of Darkbloom’s storytelling.

Appetite is an emotionally evocative piece that will wrench at your heart, for what is said and even more so for what is left unsaid. Read this and then be certain to give this bard her rightful due.

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/appetite.htm


The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Xenaverse by Mocking Bard (AKA Ariel)
Recommended by: Rocky - 03.04.02
Classification: Classic XWP
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 10 pages - complete


I laughed, I tittered, I even chucked a time or two and then before I knew it ...I was blowing coffee out my nose. Hilariously funny, especially if you've written anything remotely Xena_ish in your life time. Never before has virginity been used as a plot gag with such panache.

Leave your proud sensibilities at the door when you read this wild and woolly, warped version of all things Xena. There are no sacred cows in this piece, every cliché is laid bare to it's gooey mush_filled center.

[As soon as they stopped walking, the sun set and they found themselves sitting around a campfire on their abundance of furs and blankets. Xena stared at Gabrielle with her baby_blue orbs, their azure brilliance and sapphire quality like cerulean cobalt. Xena took Gabrielle into her arms, kissing her tenderly and stroking her long_red short_blonde hair. The bard responded to the kisses.

"Oh Xena, I love you so much, but I don’t know what to do."

"Gabrielle, I am very experienced having about seventy_two lovers before you, but I know you won’t be jealous of that and I will teach you everything."]

...and that's just the beginning.

Warning: Do Not read while drinking hot beverages, especially if you have sensitive sinuses.

http://arielx.com/hitch.htm


Autumn Winds - Part One of "(The) Seasons Series" by Anne Azel
Recommended by: laler - 10.15.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - complete


The author's special note on "The Seasons Series" reads, "This four part series deals with the quiet sort of courage that it takes to be female and/or gay in today's world." In the first of her series, Anne Azel delivers exactly what she has promised.

Robbie, an actor/director/playwright, attends her brother's funeral and is taken off-guard when she discovers that she has a sister-in-law and a niece. Since Robbie is the head of her prominent family, she takes it upon herself to make a good impression for the media in regards to the unexpected additions to her family. In doing so, Robbie soon imposes on Janet (her new sister-in-law) and Rebecca's (her niece) tranquil lives. With Janet being the principal at The Bartlett School for the Gifted, and Robbie being a "rude, overbearing, egocentric workaholic," their differing temperaments are staunchly evident and the relationship with the new in-laws is not off to a good start. But when Janet needs support and a friend, Robbie is the first one Janet turns to, and the first one there for her. This is a story of a budding romantic relationship filled with courage, dignity, love, and friendship. This is a very enjoyable story that will take you through a range of emotions.

http://azel.ovc.com.au/seasons/autumn1.html


Winter Snows - Part Two of "(The) Seasons Series" by Anne Azel
Recommended by: laler - 11.16.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - complete


All is not well with our couple in the second part of "The Season Series". The story starts off with Janet and Robbie dealing with the aftermath of Janet's breast surgery while they still try to keep on top of their careers. When Janet finally decides to try and break the barriers down that has built up between Robbie and herself over the last months, Robbie suddenly leaves Janet with no explanation. Unbeknownst to Janet, Robbie's departure has to do with a secret from her past that she has harbored for years. Once the secret is revealed, Janet and Robbie can start to build their family. Robbie, who has never really had a sense of family, begins to realize what having one means, as well as the responsibility that goes along with it.

Anne Azel takes us through the story by addressing serious subjects while dealing with them in sensitive, compassionate and entertaining ways. She shows us how these women overcome obstacles while keeping intact their ability to be human and female. This is an enjoyable story that will be having you pondering what could possibly be in the next part of this series.

http://azel.ovc.com.au/seasons/winter1.html



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(The) Cage of the Muses by baermer
Recommended by: Viv - 12.06.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


Call me a masochist, but I love to read long stories. I even love to read them over lunch, which is why I have four-hour lunches sometimes and no viable career to show for it. Anyway, baermer is one of my favorite bards in which I can indulge this questionable pleasure. Her latest, "The Cage of the Muses," is a great, epic story: Xena & Gab are summoned to Alexandria by Cleopatra. Once there, they get caught up in oodles of political intrigue, and the Gabster is offered a position as a scholar within the city's magnificent library, which gets her embroiled in even more intrigue. (I loved reading all the "behind the scenes" machinations of the library and those within its walls.)

This is a richly detailed story-the bard has done an admirable amount of research, and these realistic touches are woven into the work very well. In addition, baermer raises some thoughtful questions about knowledge and learning, and its pursuit and misuses. I also enjoy the relationship she has created between Xena & Gabrielle-they come across as true equals who maintain a profound respect for and a sensitivity to each other's needs, beliefs, and desires.

In short, this is a great, rewarding read.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/m/Muses1-10.html


(The) Painting by Bongo Bear
Recommended by: Anima - 09.04.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Vignette - complete


This is a strikingly original piece, especially within the realms of fan fiction.

Jean, who appears to be a do-all-the-right-things-for-all-the-right-reasons woman, is doing battle with marriage preparations when she finds herself drawn to, and subsequently purchasing, a mysterious painting.

Seeming to parallel the usage of light and dark found within the composition of the painting, Bongo does the same with her narrative, so that what is omitted, like a shadow across the page, is as vital as what is illuminated. Storytelling that utilizes sparse, simple strokes, and opts to tell the story from a restricted point of view (very much like the elements of the painting that are so seductive to Jean), so that in the end the story's tone and style has a feeling of incompleteness to it.

While this type of story (one that uses style and form as an integral element to the storytelling) won't appeal to everyone (but then, what story does?), what Bongo has done here is truly interesting and quite creative. If all else fails, think of it as a slice of the Twilight Zone and enjoy! I know I did.

http://www.amazontrails.com/xena/painting.htm


Redemption by Sword'n'Quill (Susanne Beck)
Recommended by: laler - 09.27.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novel - complete


In 'The Bog', a women's correctional facility, Angel is the narrator of this story by way of her journal writings. She takes us through the everyday life, and the not-so-everyday life, occurrences behind penitentiary walls: friendships, love, gangs, sex, and murder, and not necessarily in that order. Angel seems comfortable in her forced way of living until Ice, a prisoner with a considerable reputation, enters the picture throwing Angel's prison life into a spin. Since time is on Angel's side (so to speak), she commits herself to getting beyond Ice's barriers and to the inside. If it were all that simple to do this story would play out as expected, but there are twists and turns that are sometimes shocking, sometimes amusing.

Sword'n'Quill does an exceptional job weaving all the Uber-character relationships together as events unfold. This is a novel well thought out, and worth the time that will be invested in reading it.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/r/redemption.html


(The) Fast Ship by D.J. Belt
Recommended by: Valkyrie - 02.23.03
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete


I first discovered D.J. Belt when I read
“The Amulet” and enjoyed it very much. I decided to review “The Fast Ship,” however, because I thought the supporting cast of characters in this story was so good. Not only did I like the way Belt portrayed Xena and Gabrielle, but I also liked the company they kept.

In this story, the crew of “The Fast Ship” (oddly enough, I couldn’t find its name) rescues Xena and Gabrielle after a shipwreck. Obviously able to hold their own as individual characters (Belt features them in a novel, An Amazons’ Moon), Syri, Ptomaniae, and Koenis are the crewmembers I enjoyed the most. Not only do they suck Xena and Gabrielle into a plot to rescue the family of an Athenian citizen kidnapped by a pirate named Otanes, they suck the reader in, too.

Belt’s writing style flows well, and good spelling and grammar enabled me to get into the story and stay there without switching into “editor” mode. It made for a fast read as well as an entertaining one. Particularly, Belt does a good job with action scenes (it does get a bit bloody, though not any worse than the show), striking the right blend of pace and description that provides the reader with a clear picture of what is happening without getting bogged down in details. The subplot in which Ptomaniae helps Gabrielle face some powerful emotional issues - and Gabrielle in turn helps out Ptomaniae - is also nicely done.

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/d/djbelt_thefastship.html


All the Way to Heaven: Or Lesbian Parlor Games by S. Berry
Recommended by: AngelRad - 02.09.03
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Okay. Okay. It's true. I enjoy any story that lets me reminisce about college... the good ol' days... when acting like an adolescent was lauded, nay, truly admired. Ah yes, many fond memories to ponder... So you could naturally, (and correctly) conclude that I would have a real affinity for this story. I mean, honestly. Think back to your own college days. Who wouldn't have given their tuition money, all their meal tickets and the entire contents of their nightstand drawers just for seven minutes alone with a Gabrielle or Xena lookalike?

In All the Way to Heaven S.Berry takes a not-so-typical college party, idealizes it and makes it cuter than a whole shopping cart full of beagle puppies. It begins with a little gathering, continues with some swell parlor games and concludes with a sweet little love connection. All the makings of a very entertaining read.

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/s/sberry_lesbianparlorgames.html


Dark Promise by Sharon Bowers and Katrina
Recommended by: angharad governal - 02.07.00
Classification: Other - XWP/BTVS crossover
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Incomplete


Part of Katrina's Blood and Roses realm (which explores the notion of Gabrielle as Bacchus' Daughter and Xena as Ares' Daughter), Dark Promise is a fun treat for fans of both XWP and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It is a typical day in Sunnydale (well, as typical as you can get at the edge of Hellmouth anyway,) and a mysterious blue eyed stranger (three guesses) arrives in a limo searching for Willow, Buffy's best friend and computer hacker extraordinare. From there, things get very interesting for the Scooby Doo Gang, as well as for our Immortal Warrior and Bard. A fun read.

http://bearblue.150m.com/library/1990s/STO/brose/buffy/willow.html


It’s A Beautiful Life or How Xena Got Her Groove Back by Brulee
Recommended by:
Ann Braxton - 12.31.02
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 40 Pages - Complete


On this last day of the year 2002 I offer a toast to the proprietor of that wondrous establishment, The Celestial Buffet. Brulee, this latest addition to your menu of entertaining and thoughtful entrees takes the proverbial cake. (OK. Enough)

To savor It’s a Beautiful Life is to recapture many of the good feelings inspired by early Xena and Gabrielle. As for the subtitle, How Xena Got Her Groove Back, well, the story is groovy. Especially the dialogue that is sprightly, clever, and instrumental in moving the story along at a good clip. Ditto Xena’s first-person narrative.

The sub genre stories of the XWP postFIN genre are, as I see it, the sad kind (XWP stays dead and Gabrielle goes on without her, may meet up with another lover, stay by herself, or meet Eve and go on from there); the happy kind wherein XWP returns by various imaginative ways, including reincarnation); and the parody kind which are laugh out loud happy too (love ‘em all).

This story expands the sub genre to include sci fi ala Bab 5 or Star Trek. The strange locale where we first find Xena is a kind of never neverland. Her companion is a “fuzzy, brightly colored pixie with no feet.”

Although Xena was noncorporeal she was still mental so she takes stock of what her life was like and is prepared to do whatever is required in this place. She becomes impatient to DO something, in the process upsetting pixie girl who squeaks: “Do?” “Yes, do”, says Xena. The sprite then tells Xena it’s better she stays put while her case is being processed because’...”I wouldn’t want to lose you. She smiled and giggled a bit.” Later she tells Xena that her data samples seemed “to have been corrupted” because of “an over abundance of extranormal wave activity”. That’s the kind of language we come to expect from glowing pixie. We learn that it was Xena’s experiences with the Olympians that messed with her data samples. A word about this character:

Glowing fuzzy pixie is an earnest and infatuated- with- Xena entity placed in the unfamiliar position of processing this newcomer to the realm of souls. Alerted to the fact that Xena’s energy mass was misdirected, she must find how to remedy this deviation. She’s an adorable entity because of her pixieish behavior and her unrelenting efforts to get Xena to where she recognizes Xena really belongs. At this point she needs to get the advice of her “caseload supervisor”.

So Xena meets her erstwhile mentor Lao Ma (actually a bundle of energy) who eventually enlists Xena as her Real Warrior Princess and gives her a special sword. She sternly reminds Xena that although she kept the name she never really earned it. One of the big shots in this land, Lao Ma knew something bad was afoot. Some guy, the one who misdirected Xena’s data samples, was playing around with a black hole for his nefarious scheme so Xena was needed to reenter Planet Earth in order to stop Gabrielle’s army.

Gabrielle’s army? Heh. Yes. Gabrielle, the Merciful Blade, became a conqueror beloved by all the people because she managed to stop the warring factions and unite them in one army for the greater good. Her further plans were what caused consternation in the land of souls because of the machinations of the bad character mentioned above. As for the Reunion...you have to read to learn about that. I'll just say Gab's pal 'Dite played a significant role in that.

Xena’s time of reentry is fortuitous as she lands in the midst of a battle and saves Gabrielle’s life. A little later, Xena sees a body fall from the sky into a lake and it is.....pixie girl except she is now corporeal and is called Enid. She was sent by Lao Ma to give Xena further instructions and to neutralize a disruptive force.

From beginning to end, Brulee holds your attention because of her artful use of dialogue to move the story along and entertain. Dialogue that can have you in stitches or rubbing your head to figure out what something means. (Xena herself asks for translations from time to time). But it’s fun nevertheless.
...because you can’t help loving that cute fuzzy pixie. She is more than cute; she’s earnest, very serious about her responsibility and very infatuated with Xena (oops, Xena’s fem...that’s... fine energy mass:)
...because the narrative flows smoothly as Xena tells her intriguing story. The suspense we are held in a good part of the way is gradually unraveled and there is a fine twist that is skillfully worked out and believable.

I have tried to present some of the atmosphere of the story but you really need to read Brulee’s words. It’s a lark to read. Especially the interaction between Xena/Pixie/Enid and Gabrielle/Xena before and after the break -through. Enjoy... as I did.

http://members.fortunecity.com/cremebrulee1/wrt2/ibl/ibl1.html



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Wise Words in Any Age by CathBard
Recommended by: Murphy - 25.01.03
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 5 Pages - Complete


I must say this was a beautiful thing to read. But hey, I'm a sucker when it comes to Gabrielle and her feelings. Love that little bard. I think part of all of us wishes for peace, and not having it mean the end of the world either. Gabrielle is no different and this time it's up to Xena to find the right words of comfort.

Xena also knows there are no easy answers for this, but she find the right ones to put her love’s mind at ease if only for the night. A very moving and passionate story. Sorta gives a reader a sense of love and peace! How can you go wrong with that!?!

http://ausxip.com/fanfiction/cathbard/wise_words_in_any_age.htm


A Taste of the Warlord by Charmer
Recommended by: Amy Murphy ~ 12.26.01
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 11 pages - complete


What do you do when the Warrior gets bored at a royal gathering? Charmer’s vision is very... What can I say? Make sure to put pillows on the floor because you will be a sliding off your chair. Thud. has found someone with excellent oral skills and that is what Xena needs too.

What do you do when a certain bard gets creative? Well, afterwards you'll need a cigarette and smile. (Or hope the batteries are charged.) Charmer brings Gabrielle out nicely and keeps her true to form for her appetite, in more ways than one.

Seeming to parallel the usage of light and dark found within the composition of the painting, Bongo does the same with her narrative, so that what is omitted, like a shadow across the page, is as vital as what is illuminated. Storytelling that utilizes sparse, simple strokes, and opts to tell the story from a restricted point of view (very much like the elements of the painting that are so seductive to Jean), so that in the end the story's tone and style has a feeling of incompleteness to it.

If you just want a Thud of a story that will make everything stand on end, this is it. It's a good, fun read that will melt your monitor. In the end you will all wish you had a taste of the warrior.

http://members.tripod.com/AsherasJez/xenaadultfic2/tastewarXG.html


Lila's Little Adventure by Charmer
Recommended by: Penumbra - 10.28.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - complete


This thing really had me howling, giggling and guffawing, and believe me, I do not giggle a lot. The story begins with eggs, ends with eggs and in the middle, the eggs somehow get mixed into the plot, when Gabrielle's little sister sees something she didn't expect to see. And her horizons get expanded with relish.

http://cousinliz.com/fanfic/charmer_lla.html


Shards by Charmer
Recommended by: Anima - 08.07.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - complete


Charmer gives us an ending to the IDES OF MARCH that has some very intriguing consequences. I hesitate to give away too much because it's a real joy to try and figure out what the hell's going on in that first scene! Why the heck are Gabrielle and Callisto so chummy? And why does Callisto seem... well... likeable? All I can reveal is that Gabrielle finds herself unable to sleep due to some vivid, intense dreaming and she's desperate for some answers. Within moments, you'll find yourself plunged into a world that is both heart-breaking and thought provoking.

This little treasure is unlike anything else I've read of Charmer's. Unlike the humor and sexiness of her past stories (of which I'm a big fan), this is a thoughtful, poignant piece. It hits all the right notes and then some. Truly, it's been some time since I've enjoyed a classic XWP short story as much as I did this one.

http://cousinliz.com/fanfic/charmer_s.html


(The) Love of Lao Ma by Dana Cory
Recommended by: Anima - 10.5.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - complete


(No subliminal messages were harmed in the production of this recommendation)

Ever since the airing of The Debt episodes (hot sex), I've heard folks misinterpret the idea of 'desire' as it was expressed by Lao Ma. The western mind seems to have a hard time grasping (hot sex) the concept of 'letting go of desire' without placing it in a sexual context. In other words, there's a strong tendency (hot sex) for many to believe that Lao Ma was an advocate for the elimination of 'sexual desire'. But as we know Xena (hot sex), through both canon and fanfic, this seems a most laughable proposal!

And this is why I absolutely *adore* this story. Dana (hot sex) has utilized the principles of Taoism in order to explore the erotic. How ironic, everything considered. and how perfect! Lao Ma teaches Xena the tenets of her beliefs, each step moving Xena towards a deeper (hot sex) connection with Lao Ma, her world, and most importantly, herself. Not only is it an extremely (hot sex) interesting interpretation of Taoism, it is also a very erotic read. I found the surprise twist towards the end particularly satisfying. It's great to see bards dare to write the unexpected in this genre that screams for perfect, very often, predictable endings. Not simply for rebellion's sake (hot sex) but because, sometimes, it just rings more true.

http://barron.simplenet.com/Content-Xena/TheLoveOfLaoMa.html


A Royal Burden by Creme Brulee
Recommended by: Jaden - 10.13.01
Classification: Mel & Janice Crossover
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 9 pages - complete


This Mel and Janice/Star Wars crossover had me in stiches. The author has delightfully inserted Janice Solo as the dashing spaceship pilot sent out on a rescue mission for Princess Meleia. It's a quick sort of tale; the kind you'd tell slowly over a Scotch on the rocks, maybe a Harps, full of snooty Scorn Droopers, and that pesky farm boy Fluke. However, the result is hilarious, and I definitely say you should check it out.

http://xenafiction.net/scrolls/creme_brulee_arb.hts


March 16th by Linda Crist
Recommended by: Kamouraskan - 01.11.00
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, PG-13
Length: Novel - complete


One of the things that the best fanfiction have in common is that they often seem like the road not taken. I can't help but feel a regret while reading them, that this was not the direction the show decided upon. So it is with this full length novel.

The first chapters of this story were begun between seasons four and five, and it starts with the events following the Ides of March, and the deaths by crucifixion of Xena and Gabrielle. Our heroes' bodies have been removed from their crosses and it is Amarice who realizes that the Devi Eli might be able to bring them back. The scenes that follow will bring a tear and warmth to all the romantics who felt the loss of the relationship between the two, as their time in Elysia proves to be their chance to discover their true feelings, and their destinies together. Filled with gentle passion, this story is not perfect. A few scenes feel as though they were rushed on occasion, and there are small sequences of dialogue that could be retouched. But overall, it challenges Missy as an alternative to the show, integrating certain changes while trying its best to keep a parallel course; but always emphasizing that the Bard and Warrior's love for one another is a physical thing, and the guiding force in their lives. That this is a first time effort is the most astounding thing, and it is with great anticipation that I see the author has already begun her sequel. To sum up, if you enjoy Merwolf, discover Linda Crist.

http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/content5/christl_march07.html



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Teach Me Everything You Know by Kristien Damon (aka Lawlsfan)
Recommended by: Advocate - 09.10.00
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Vignette - complete


This beautifully written, poignant vignette explores a tender moment between soulmates set after a life well-lived... together. Bring a tissue. Actually, bring the entire box. And chocolate. You'll want them both handy.

Kristien Damon’s fluid style and emotion-filled text is a pleasure to read. Believers in enduring love won't be disappointed.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfiction/t/teachmeeverything.html


Live to Tell by Danae
Recommended by: Ogami - 08.09.99
Classification: Classic (1st season)
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - complete


I consider this the finest Xena and Gabrielle short story I ever read. It opens innocently, with Xena discovering Gabrielle has been keeping a little secret from her. The story grows from there, of which I dare not reveal. This story is so good, you'll read it at least twice to get all the details. Excellent plotting, with a jaw-dropping climax. This one you have to read, folks.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfic/livetotell.html


Untamed by Danae
Recommended by: Vivian Darkbloom - 08.24.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - complete


As a reader, I am usually my own worst enemy: Sometimes I spend too much time racing ahead of the plot, trying to figure out what will happen, instead of just enjoying the ride. But, in the case of Danae's "Untamed," I could not have guessed what was around the corner, even if I had tried.

With gentle, deceptive humor, the story starts out marking a happy occasion: Gabrielle gives birth, with Xena at her side. Later, we flash forward: Gabrielle's daughter, Piscea, is now the Amazon Queen, and her proud parents are middle-aged, happy, and still roaming the countryside. (One hopes they have an RV at this point.) But the young Queen is tormented by feelings that will not go away; at the prompting of her best friend, she reveals a troubling secret that has plagued her for years.

Taut and effective, "Untamed" builds upon a sense of unspoken dread-and this is a testament to the quality of the writing-and reaches a devastating truth in its last line with a haunting, extraordinary power. It remains one of my favorite short stories in fanfic.

http://ausxip.com/fanfic3/untamed.html


Ever After by Dark Angel
Recommended by: Lariel - 05.13.01
Classification: Conqueror
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Complete


The third entry in a series begun in "Chattel"and continued in "Thrall", Dark Angel in "Ever After" shows us the final years of the Conqueror and her slave Gabrielle. In each of these three stories she has given us a dark, sometimes desperate and always moving account of the emotionally frozen Xena. And as for Gabrielle...there's no trace of the animated, passionate bard we know. Dark Angel has managed to Gabrielle of everything we know and love about her - yet she still remains somehow the same person, just about recognisable through her dreams and her writing.

In "Ever After", Xena's child gives us another view of the Conqueror and her relationship with her slave. Xena loves Gabrielle, but she can't allow herself to ever admit that, can't allow herself ever to want it. And Gabrielle can never allow herself to hope for it. Two people, caught in darkness, and too afraid to catch the light in each other.

These stories aren't pretty, but they are powerful and they will leave you with such a strong feeling of grief over lives and love wasted, of happiness denied. You'll hate them for all the right reasons and you'll love them for all the right ones too. I still catch my breath at the closing line of "Chattel", mourning at the bard who never had a chance at life, and I cried at the end of "Ever After", mourning for Xena who never gave herself a chance to enjoy the best thing in her life.

http://governal.tripod.com/everafterDA.htm


Appetite by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: JLynn - 05.12.02
Classification: Classic (Post-FIN)
Sex/Violence Content: Gen
Length: Short Story, 14 pages - Complete


Though perhaps known best for her comedic writings, I think it is with the deeper, more dramatic pieces that Ms Darkbloom truly excels. Salome, the self-same woman responsible for the death of John the Baptist, narrates this story, and it’s through her eyes that we revisit Gabrielle at some later point following the events in A Friend in Need. This tale deals with the appetites of the body, the soul and especially the heart. The hungers that drive us, and the ends to which those appetites can bring us. The language is rich, flowing, deeply poignant, and entirely characteristic of the best of Darkbloom’s storytelling.

Appetite is an emotionally evocative piece that will wrench at your heart, for what is said and even more so for what is left unsaid. Read this and then be certain to give this bard her rightful due.

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/appetite.htm


I've Been to Pocatello, but I've Never Been to Me by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: Penumbra - 08.17.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - Complete


Viv's White Trash Trilogy is an outstanding piece of mind-numbing, ridiculously funny Uber parody in itself, and in this sequel to such classics as "Love and Death in the Trailer Park", our Uber-gals Zina and Gabrielle are at it again. You got it all: Gabrielle's fetish on Zima's fireman's helmet and her Avengers flashbacks; Zina's exes and the resulting happy get-together in the spirit of ice skating; a missing puppy and resulting brouhaha....

Be prepared. Don't eat anything and especially don't consume Miller Lite while reading this baby here.

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/pocatello.htm


Mayonnaise And Its Discontents by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: Angharad Governal - 09.15.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella - Complete


Take one part popular culture, two parts XWP, add a healthy dose of intelligently wicked, side-splitting humor, spread liberally with excellent writing, put it in a blender, hit frappe, and you get one of the best Uber series in Xenaverse fan fiction - "The White Trash Series" by Vivian Darkbloom. Mayonnaise and Its Discontents, the third novella in the series, takes readers on a laugh out loud romp in the lives of Zina Amphipolitti and Gabrielle Hockenberry as they endure one of America's most beloved (and hated) collective experiences, "The Summer Vacation". Darkbloom gives a subtle nudge and wink to the show, and American popular culture, that are equal parts endearing, insightful, and pee-in-your-pants-funny. Along this mad, irreverent peek in the lives of our uberesque heroines, adventures ensue involving classic cars, old rivals, drinking, drugs, flashbacks, and as the title suggests, mayonnaise.

(Suffice it to say that you should read the entire "White Trash" series, and for that matter, read the entire Darkbloom "canon", which ranges from the insane humor of the "White Trash" series to the poignant musings of "Venezia".)

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/mayonnaise.htm


(A) Narcoleptic's Guide to Romance by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: Angharad Governal - 10.08.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


There are certain moments in the lives of readers, a moment where the sentiment and politics of words fall away, and all is left is clarity. It is the blindingly clear understanding of the joy and beauty of words. Moments like these are points of conversion and re-conversion. It is where, as readers, we fall in love with the possibility of language. It turns us from mere ordinary readers into lovers of words. We become enamored by the possibility of the written text. Happy in our delirium, we hope (for the first time or for the hundredth) that the sickness will be life-long and incurable.

For many of us, this incredible feeling of the magnificent possible of the world of written language -- that feeling of clarity -- comes very rarely. We read voraciously, hoping, amid the mountain of letter and sound, grammar and syntax, verb, noun, adjective, and adverb to experience that moment of unadulterated beauty once more. I, as a happy sufferer and lover of words, am pleased to announce that I have experienced that fleeting moment of beauty in the most unlikely of places -- fan fiction. And the name of that glimpse into the possible is, "A Narcoleptic's Guide to Romance" by Vivian Darkbloom.

Darkbloom's use of language has always astounded me.  She is best known for her comedic writing -- the oft-praised, "White Trash / Trailer Park" series. However, it is with her more "serious" and "thought-provoking" work that highlights her immense talent for the written word. "Narcoleptic" is a bittersweet reflection of the possible, the "might haves" and "should haves" that permeate life. Readers will note that the tale is tinged with a sense of paralyzing bitterness and fear indeed, this sense of paralysis -- reflected in the title -- is manifested by its two main characters, Danny and Kate.  Both characters are thoroughly complex and infuriatingly human. Their faults and foibles are laid bare on the screen for all the world to see.

The brevity of this tale, this brief glimpse into the lives of two very flawed individuals, is in part, what makes it all the more extraordinary. Readers are thrown into the midst and mindset, of the attitudes and insanity, of the world of Danny and Kate, with such a force, speed, and beauty that boggles the senses. It is catharsis -- the purging of passionate emotions through art -- at its very best.

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/narco.htm


(The) Stars Fell Down by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: Yernod - 08.18.99
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Despite a short introduction by Mel and Janice, "The Stars Fell Down" is really a classic X&G first time story -- albeit with a few twists (remember, this is Vivian Darkbloom we're talking about). Told from Gabrielle's point of view, the story is beautifully written and presented as a scroll Mel has translated for Janice's birthday. "Stars" begins with the warrior and bard taking a few days off from their travels to keep Autolycus company on his "vacation" -- or to be more exact, to keep an eye on the King of Thieves who has profitable plans for a village festival. Before their stay is over, Gabrielle instigates a bar fight, Autolycus gives the "sensitive chat," and Xena ... well, Xena is just Xena. Further information will only spoil the fun.

Anyone familiar with Darkbloom's stories knows the author can be excruciatingly funny (The Trailer Park Series is one example) and that she has also written some of the most beautiful prose out there (run, don't walk, to read her vignette "Venezia"). What makes "Stars" special is the combination of those talents: even as you laugh at Gabrielle's predicament, you can't help but be moved by the story of her love.

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/stars.htm


Venezia by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: Lariel - 10.13.01
Classification: Mel & Janice
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 15 pages - Complete


Vivian Darkbloom is well known for her excellent and wickedly funny "White Trash" series, but don't be fooled by this bard's way with a witty phrase - she can make your heart bleed with her beautifully evocative stories, as she so adeptly proves with Venezia. The story is set several years after Janice's death. Melinda is revisiting Venice, the place where they honeymooned, and finds the ghost of Jan waiting for her on every street, on every bridge, and echoed in the face of everyone she meets. Particularly in the face and form of one young Italian prostitute, whom Mel "buys" for the night. In a truly heart wrenching tale which has me crying every time I read it, Vivian makes us feel what it's like to love the irascible archaeologist, and I really felt Mel's emptiness as she describes life without Jan. This is one of the most moving stories I have read - anyone who has loved deeply, and lost will empathise with Mel, and I defy anyone with a heart to finish this without a lump in the throat. Click here to read the story.

http://viviandarkbloom.tripod.com/venezia.htm


Venezia by Vivian Darkbloom
Recommended by: Anima - 08.07.99
Classification: Mel & Janice
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 15 pages - Complete


This incredible piece is bittersweet, beautiful, and just exquisitely written.

Five years after Janice's death, Mel finds herself in Venice among the canals and some of her happiest memories of Janice, but it only serves to illuminate her loss and the deadness she feels inside. As she walks along the boardwalk - wondering what made her think being there would make her feel better - she is graced with a gift of sorts. A serendipitous encounter that intervenes and proceeds to take her back through time, uncovering the deeply buried life she still holds within.

Vivian gifts us with evocative imagery and narrative that touches deeply into the very marrow of human bone. The past and present move in and out seamlessly, rhythmically, creating a full-bodied narrative that left me well sated long after the last line was read.

There's also something about this story that I find a bit magical, that leaves me feeling like I've witnessed a small miracle happening to an ordinary woman. As heroic as Janice and Mel have become for us as readers, it's a pleasant surprise to experience them as deeply human-and here they are nothing if not flesh and blood. If there were only one short story I could take with me from fan fiction, this would be it.

http://www.xenafiction.simplenet.com/scrolls/vivian_darkbloom_v.hts


From Hair to Eternity by Vivian Darkbloom and LN James
*This story may also be found under LN James*

Recommended by: Anima - 10.05.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Two, two, two bards in one! And two of my fav bards at that! Am I dreaming? Quick, some one pinch me. Lower. ;~)

Stash is a paranoid, sneering, experimental artiste. Carson is a horny, neurotic, hair consultant. They both have skeletons in their closet that no one in their right mind would claim! Immediately their paths cross and the stalking, er, I mean the hair consulting begins. Underscore this with a supporting cast which includes senior stylist Paolo (bitchy and too fabulous for anyone's own good-God, I love Paolo) and a cameo by Linda Fucking Tripp, and what do you have? Oh my dears, you have pure pop-melodrama of GIGANTIC proportions! A must-be-read-to-be-believed story that left this reader yearning for Chia art, tatted undies, and "down there" hair art.

Now, just because I am president of the Stash and Carson Fan Club does not mean I have *no* objectivity in this matter. I can honestly say, with complete detachment, that like Stash's Chia art, this story will grow on you. So, let us all join hands and sing of Stash and Carson. Let us light our Uber candles at the altar of LN and Viv. Let the cult begin.

http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/hair.htm


From Hair to Eternity by Vivian Darkbloom and LN James
*This story may also be found under LN James*

Recommended by: Penumbra - 10.19.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


This story simply defies my archive of applicable adjectives. Or rather, it utilises all of the good ones, leaving me with scroungy ones like "good" or "fabulous" that are, quite obviously, way too one-dimensional to give this story the credit it deserves.

OK, we have here two of the funkiest, funniest writers in Xenaverse, switching into parody mode, sowing similes that absolutely defy the grammar of the English language, creating two characters as wild as their creators. Read this story, just for the heck of it, or for a mind ride no amount of good weed can provide; this is all I can say to do justice to this story. Bring your own Cheetos.

Fab, darlin'. Ta.

http://www.squonk.net/users/lnjames/hair.htm


Obsession by Darkened Karma
Recommended by: Rocky - 07.28.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt, NC-17
Length: Short Story, 24 pages - Complete


I love Vampire stories (I've even written one or two of them that will probably never see the light of day. <g>) These days, there seems to be a plague of bad, bad, bad fang and blood stories and it's a thrill to find one that is well written and not tired and clichéd.

This story while short, is full and rich and the author had left lots of room for further tales of Alaina MacKenzie and Lindsey Carrington. (Yes, damn it! that's a hint)

Got a few minutes and you've a hankering for a love story with a little 'bite' to it? Then this one is for you.

http://www.amazontrails.com/fiction/obsession.htm


Traces of Warmth by Darshann (XluvsG)
*also found under the name XluvsG*

Recommended by: Rocky - 05.30.00
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story - Complete


Set around a campfire in the Egyptian dessert, and immediately following the events depicted in the "Antony and Cleopatra", "Traces of Warmth" explores Xena and Gabrielle's ever-evolving roles in an all too hectic season five. Told from Gabrielle's point of view, our heroines face up to some simple, sometimes heart-wrenching, truths about themselves, each other and their relationship.

With a startling economy of words, Darshann beautifully portrays the affection, trust, and vulnerability that drew fans to the characters in the first place. It's skillfully written stories like this one that keep fan fiction alive and well and readers continually impressed.

http://www.starlyght.com/me/tracesofwarmth.txt


Another Day In The Life (aka How Gabrielle Got Her Pink Nightie) by Barbara Davies
Recommended by: Advocate - 07.03.00
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Gen. (with subtext)
Length: Short Story - Complete


Say hello to two old friends! In this short story, Barbara Davies reintroduces us to a season two Xena and Gabrielle. The title pretty much says it all. We have another giant, another love-sick fan (only this time it's Gabrielle who is the object of affection), a hot tub scene (was there ever a doubt?), and a Xena plan that comes together at the end.

As in her other tales, Barbara Davies addresses her subject matter with an easy, understated style that's a pleasure to read. This piece manages to capture the magic of what may be the favorite X&G episode of all time.

http://members.fortunecity.com/midgitbard/aditl.htm


Breakout 99 by Barbara Davies
Recommended by: Lariel - 11.28.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Complete


What are the three essential ingredients for a really good uber? Romance, adventure and mystery? Ghosts, criminals and dodgy sheep farmers? Beautiful scenery, deserted youth hostels and hospitals?

No. For a really good uber, you need a cute but mischievous Dorothy, a tall, dark and grumpy Cowardly Lion and a gangling, Abba obsessed Tin Man. Then, to start it off, you dump our three intrepid heroes (two of whom hate each other on first sight - guess which two?) in the middle of a small Welsh coastal town, with strict instructions to "make your way back here - without using maps or money - in three days time." What could possibly go wrong??

Barbara Davies tells us as the story unfolds, through believable characterisation, great dialogue and solid plotting. Starting off their journey rattling around blindfolded in the back of a transit van, our trial bound threesome painfully make their way through three days of gently humourous adventure as they cut across Snowdonia national park in full fledged Wizard of Oz costumes in the pouring rain. You will have to read the story to find out how they manage to spend a night in a police cell/get squashed three in a bed in a haunted house/end up at hospital with a near fatal case of wasp sting.

And if that wasn't enough, you've got the hesitantly blossoming romance between Charlie (Dorothy) and Jen (the Cowardly Lion) as they fight mutual antagonism, their own libidos, three in a bed romps and communal showers. And not even a kiss in sight..........<g>

http://members.fortunecity.com/midgitbard/break1.htm


Pendragon Cove by Barbara Davies
Recommended by: Laler - 08.04.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Novella - Complete


When the Director of the Pendragon Cove Musician's Seminar has to suddenly depart, he leaves Bethany Tredinnick in charge of the annual event. Bethany, a woman who is trapped in a small town and its narrow mentality, finds herself having to look after the maestros and their students. This includes the fragile maestro Claudia Holbrook, a woman who is still grieving from recent losses. She is an  accomplished English violinist who has reluctantly agreed to teach at the seminar at the last minute.

Set in the picturesque Cornish countryside, Barbara Davies creates a beautiful, tranquil atmosphere as a backdrop for theses two women who are drawn together. It's a developing relationship that teaches the grieving violinist and the small town volunteer how to deal with their past, present, and future.

http://members.fortunecity.com/midgitbard/cove1.htm


Summer's Circus by Barbara Davies
Recommended by: Laler - 01.04.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Complete


Summer Walsh, the owner of 'Summer's Circus', has a lot on her hands. Her circus is plagued by pickpockets, thieves, and the local scum trying to get protection money. So when free-lance journalist Alison Carmichael comes to do an article on the Big Top, Summer welcomes the offer of the free publicity. As Alison is shown around the circus, she is not only taken aback by the trapeze act, etcetera, she is also taken aback by Summer herself.

Set around Cheltenham, Barbara Davies does a wonderful job of illustrating the ambience of the circus and the area's countryside while developing an enjoyable story showing these two women who start to form a relationship around a circus that is struggling to survive.

http://members.fortunecity.com/midgitbard/circus1.htm


Summer's Reunion by Barbara Davies
- Sequel to Summer's Circus

Recommended by: Laler - 01.13.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Novella - Complete


While Summer attends stunt school, Allison is roped into taking over the organization of her school's reunion. From the very beginning, Allison has a feeling that everything is not going to go as smoothly as promised. It's not long before she finds out that she was right. After one things leads to another, she is left with only her (and of course Summer's) imagination.

While Allison is dealing with old fears springing from her past, Summer has fears of her own to deal with when it comes to her profession and how it affects the person she loves. But each must find a way to bury their fears so they may move beyond them and continue with the life they are building together.

Yet again, we are treated to another well-written story by Barbara Davies. Presented in an entertaining way, we see a relationship that continues to grow as realistic issues are dealt with. This is a very fun and enjoyable sequel.

http://www.xenafiction.net/scrolls/barbara_davies_asr1.hts


Engravings of Wraith by Kiera Dellacroix
Recommended by: Rocky - 07.14.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt/NC-17
Length: Novel, 451 pages - Complete


I have to admit that it took me three tries to start reading this story. I was still bummed out... (Gee I wonder why?) and I wanted something light and flakey to take my mind off things. Three must be the charm, because am I ever glad that I sat myself down and said to myself: "Self, you know how much you like nice long juicy ubers. Leave the shorts alone for a bit and try to get into this epic." I think I should listen to myself more often!

Bailey has spent nearly all of her life in the pocket of a government agency because they hold a sword of Damocles over her life. She has found some measure of peace for the past few years when the beast stirs again and she must demonstrate to them why she 'always' wins. In the meantime Piper sees a side to this 'Princess of Darkness' that no one else can and with gentle care, helps her boss to see new possibilities.

This long tale is a bit disjointed in the beginning but if you can stick with it for the first few pages and especially if you read the whole thing; the beginning will make perfect sense. The plot is complex and clever, the characters are multifaceted and interesting and the villains are original and believable. The ending was solidly satisfying, unlike the thing that had bummed me out in the first place. Excellent read, thank you Kiera!

http://www.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/k/kiera_wraith1.html


Stolen Moments by Brigid Doyle
Recommended by: Kamouraskan - 10.26.01
Classification: Classic XWP
Sex/Violence Content:Gen
Length: Short Story, 11 pages - Complete


There are many bards who write with their hearts on the page. There are even a few who write intelligently and with great skill. One the very few that does both well at the same time is Bridget Doyle. Unlike many whose pieces produce tears by being manipulative through technique, her stories always seem far too personal to be simply about the placement of the words. At the same time there is usually depth and character to each story.

Stolen Moments is a wonderful example of this. A tear jerker by anyone’s standards, it doesn’t accomplish this by pushing buttons. In fact it seems like a very personal piece, and unlike most fanfic, I felt as if I were intruding on the writer by reading it.

The story is set in Potadaia after the 25 year deep freeze, after ‘Who’s Ghurkan?’. Gabrielle is helping Lila and Sarah pack up the old homestead and wondering how her mother dealt with her disappearance, after the long absence. In a resolution we all might wish to have with lost family members, Xena stumbles across a series of long lost and much loved letters, and Gabrielle discovers what a mother’s love is again.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfic14/stolenmoments.html


Strength of Vision by Brigid Doyle
Recommended by: Lariel
Classification: Classic XWP
Sex/Violence Content:Gen
Length: Complete


A young mother struggles to birth her first born, a child that lays languid in her womb. After a battle, a baby is born that is not expected to survive the night. Told from the exhausted and grief stricken mother's perspective, this is an intensely haunting story. Brigid Doyle is always at her most eloquent and sensitive best when writing about children, and in this story, she captures the pain, and loss, and hope and mystery of childbirth.

But the child is fated to survive, and her safekeeping is gifted to the mother until an other comes along to claim her. An intriguing take on Gabrielle's very first moments, and a fascinating forecast of her future role. A beautiful, evocatively written story.

http://www.geocities.com/bdoyle18507/strengthofvision.html


Alix by Dreams
Recommended by: Rocky - 11.21.00
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt/NC-14
Length: Novella, 135 pages - Complete


Surprisingly this is the story of 'Alix' a young woman poised on the brink of adulthood. She is madly in love with her best friend, and she bemoans the fact that she has agreed to be her maid of honor at her wedding. Enter Valerie, a waitress/bartender Alix meets in a dance club. Like a frog on a hot plate, poor Alix doesn't know which way to hop.

Fresh and funny. I found my self warming to the well crafted characters and laughing out loud at the unique perspective Alix has as a young woman in an unusual situation. I'd almost forgotten what it is like to be a young adult, this story helped me to remember, I'm so glad I made it out alive.

http://www.ausxip.com/fanfic11/alix1.html


The Blind Side of Love by Dreams
Recommended by: Jaden ~ 09.29.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content:Alt
Length: Incomplete (Up to CH 19 as of 04.30.02)


"This story involves an in-the closet actress, online relationships, Puerto Ricans, the Spanish language, Starbucks coffee, angels, boyfriends, sexual relationships between women .. and a ton of other random things that poured forth from my artistic loins. If none of the above things interest you, then you may not want to partake in this little tour of my demented psyche."

Words from the author herself on this piece of original fiction that caught my eye (the disclaimer alone is recommended reading).

Julianne Franqui is the star of her own television show, and soon to be released movie; young, beautiful, rich, successful, and so far in the closet she can't see the light.

Kris Milano is a student/aspiring artist, trying to get by in New York with her best friend Leigh. It's when Julianne goes to New York on a round of publicity for her movie that she spots a painting being peddled on the street, by a certain artists' best friend, a painting that she decides she must have. A painting that will ultimately set her on course with destiny. This story is full of witty dialogue, unique characterisations, and a quick paced plot. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this piece of original fiction, so I think you should just go and have a look for yourself.

http://www.geocities.com/midnightisle/TBSOL.htm



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It's Only A Game Show by S. Eliot
Recommended by: Rocky - 10.26.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 14 pages - complete


Do you think you could live in an isolated house for 5 weeks with 10 people, oh and let us not forget 24 cameras that will let millions of people watch everything you do? With the possibility of winning £100,000 Alex Connor believes she can! It would solve all her problems as well as giving her a much needed holiday. Rachel O'Reilly, an up and coming presenter for television will be hosting the show, the only problem is that she is a little terrified! There are more characters than can be listed here, so go and read this well written amusing tale!

http://ils.merwolf.com/academy/fanfic/s/seliot_gameshow1.html


The Curse of the Conqueror by Enginerd
Recommended by: Ann Braxton and Kamouraskan - 12.26.01
Classification: Conqueror
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Novella, 130 pages - complete


Enginerd has deftly drawn a Conqueror you can’t place immediately. Sure, we are told of her dastardly deeds and there is a fatal incident in her bed chamber that could have been caused by deep fear or.... her strong hands. But on a visit to Cyrene she is almost the young daughter again being pampered by her mother. Cyrene sees that something is bothering her daughter but Xena’s verbal skills on THAT subject are nonexistent so her mother soon draws out of her a certain debilitating frustration. This is quite a comical scene that ends with Cyrene telling Xena she has found someone with excellent oral skills and that is what Xena needs too.

The next night a hooded Xena sees and hears Gabrielle perform as the resident bard of Cyrene’s tavern. She kidnaps Gab, telling her she has been recruited to be the Conqueror’s bard. Gab’s stiff resistance causes Xena to use the pinch to convince her. In spite of that (is this the Evil Xena?) this is also a really funny scene on the road to the Conqueror’s castle. Her use of the pinch raises the questions: is this the vicious Xena we saw in those myriad back stories or was she just a seeker of ‘fulfillment’? Is she the legendary ruthless killer...or a victim of hyperbole? Well, when we learn what REALLY happened at Cirra and at that Northern Amazon sweat lodge we understand what stunted growth in a certain area of experience can do to a Warrior Princess. [Excuse me for grinning]. Not that this Conqueror is harmless. Enginerd has remembered that to defang a warrior is to remove the credible threat that keeps the edge to her character and the humour. "She is probably out on Argo. If she is upset, she won't be back for a while. You shouldn't be around her when she's like this," he warned. "How do you know that?!?" Gabrielle challenged, firmly believing the opposite. Palimon pointed to the long scar on his face. "I tried to cheer her up once."

There were other humorous nods to incongruities expressed on the show. There are some wonderful bits including Hecuba’s attack on Xena and Xena's scene with Cyrene was hilarious and delightful; though I wasn't happy about a five year sleep, I guess the show prepared us for that. The writer advises to proceed reading at your own risk so I won’t reveal anymore of the story line but will highly recommend it as a rewarding read. Great Warrior Princess action, sweet level headed Bard behavior, a tale that teases, other familiar characters, good and bad, and a chance to decide for yourself just who this Conqueror really is.

My overall reaction to the story is, it tweaks the show to my utter satisfaction.

http://users.sitestar.net/~ajpotts/COTC1.htm


Southern Hospitality by Enginerd
Recommended by: Rocky - 12.22.99
Classification: Mel & Janice
Sex/Violence Content: Alt/NC-17
Length: Novel, 264 pages - complete


Enginerd has certainly come into her own. While she has always been an excellent story teller, she has finally achieved the polish that ranks her up with the very best.

'Southern Hospitality' manages to be a Murder Mystery and a Romantic Comedy all at the same time. In this bounding romp in the deep south, Mel and Jan are chasing mayhem and each other. Mel's best friend is threatened, and as they search to find out why, the Bodies are piling up. Grandma Pappas is out to throttle Janice, the new Reverend has other ideas, and Mel is the piggy in the middle. There's more fun here than a basket full of puppies.

Funny, warm and erotic this tale is most definitely "Print Worthy" no danger of wasting paper and toner here, you will be reading it more than once.

http://www.vais.net/~ajpotts/SHpt1.html


Breaking the Silence by Eponin
Recommended by: Rocky - 11.04.99
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: Short Story, 37 pages - Incomplete


Every so often I go out surfing the web rings in search of lost treasure that have missed the major indexes and deserve a notice. A very promising new story is "Breaking the Silence" by Eponin. Although there is only the first four chapters available at this time the writing style is crisp and entertaining.

Cassiel is fleeing a resent personal tragedy which becomes exacerbated when she discovers a dangerous family secret. On the run, she finds herself at a quaint restaurant on the beach operated by a mysterious woman named Jael. Jael agrees to hide Cassiel and soon they are beginning to discover each other.

I look forward to more of this story, and I hope readers who find it as intriguing as I did will encourage the author to post more.

[webmaster's note: story no longer appears to be available on the web. If you know where we can link to it, please email us!]


Regret by Extra
Recommended by: Taleweaver - 11.10.01
Classification: Classic
Sex/Violence Content: Gen
Length: Complete


In a land where Gods are cruel and winter is harsh there are two travellers. One is happy, the other believes she would be content alone. Extra has shared with us a tale of regret, longing and lessons learned with Xena and Gabrielle as the stars. It is six months after Gabrielle followed the quiet warrior from Potadeia, and in the grip of a bitter winter their fledgling friendship is unravelling. In the haven of a warm cave Xena comes to learn that being alone is wrapped in loneliness, and she reaches out in the one way that she knows will bring the bard happiness.

With Extra's words we can feel the bitter bite of the cold, the relief in the flames of the fire, and Xena's regret as she finally comes to realize just how alone she has kept herself. The early differences between Xena and Gabrielle are exquisitely drawn in "Regret". Extra seems to have a clear understanding of the former warlord*s heart and vividly paints the picture of Xena's evolution from loner to that of a friend. I would recommend this story to anyone looking to be moved by a short, but meaningful piece of fan fiction. There is no warning needed for adult situations. There are none. This story should be a classic among readers, it is Xena and Gabrielle as they were before they became close. Read this and witness the birth of friendship.

http://www.casaloco.com/crysanium/bards/extra/regret.shtml



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Dark Elf by J. Falconer
Recommended by: Bedbard - 03.14.01
Classification: Uber
Sex/Violence Content: Alt
Length: complete


A refreshing take on our two favorite women. Sunstar the Elven Princess and Nightshade a Dark Elf, find themselves running from the bad guys leading into what begins as an uneasy trust and into something much more. Violence and sexual innuedo abound in this tale. Not for the faint of heart or young readers, but certainly worth the read for the stout heart and the adults.

http://tiggsxenapage.com/XenaVerse/JF/DarkElf1.htm


I've Seen The Light And It's Dark by J. Falconer
Recommended by: Rocky - 06.28.01
Classific