"Cape of Fear" By Jam is an endearing story about two souls that come crashing together in the worst possible set of circumstances. I'd love to give you a synopsis but the intrigue that sets the tone of the story is there from the onset. The only disappointing thing about this story is that there isn't more of it. I sincerely hope there is a sequel coming soon.

...I've hear from the Author, there is a sequel in the works!

Personally, I was overflowing enough to ruin a week's worth of clean underwear after finishing this story, but that's not what is so wonderful about this classic. It's the love and understanding that shines through every word, the truth that one can know someone else better than herself.

Stash is a paranoid, sneering, experimental artiste. Carson is a horny, neurotic, hair consultant. They both have skeletons in their closet that no one in their right mind would claim! Immediately their paths cross and the stalking, er, I mean the hair consulting begins. Underscore this with a supporting cast which includes senior stylist Paolo (bitchy and too fabulous for anyone's own good-God, I love Paolo) and a cameo by Linda Fucking Tripp, and what do you have? Oh my dears, you have pure pop-melodrama of GIGANTIC proportions! A must-be-read-to-be-believed story that left this reader yearning for Chia art, tatted undies, and "down there" hair art.

Now, just because I am president of the Stash and Carson Fan Club does not mean I have *no* objectivity in this matter. I can honestly say, with complete detachment, that like Stash's Chia art, this story will grow on you. So, let us all join hands and sing of Stash and Carson. Let us light our Uber candles at the altar of LN and Viv. Let the cult begin.

OK, we have here two of the funkiest, funniest writers in Xenaverse, switching into parody mode, sowing similes that absolutely defy the grammar of the English language, creating two characters as wild as their creators. Read this story, just for the heck of it, or for a mind ride no amount of good weed can provide; this is all I can say to do justice to this story. Bring your own Cheetos.

Fab, darlin'. Ta.

This is a refreshing portrait of two women who have to deal with age and the side effects that come with it whether it is a few extra pounds, gray hairs, or weakening eyesight. Jenah shows how during the process of discovering a relationship, a person can become comfortable with someone else beyond their own expectations.

Storms of War may be one of the last great epics produced by the Xenaverse as we knew it, and to read its ninety seven chapters is to be reminded why these characters drew us in, and of the talent that they attracted and inspired. It begins as a small story of a stoic warrior, and her companion, a young Bard. It expands to take on a rich panorama of a city at war and under siege, with characters that hold their own with our heroes. Most amazing of all, it gets better with each chapter.

Taking place in the early seasons of the show, Storms of War is like most of the classic stories, about Xena and Gabrielle being tested on all sides. Their feelings for and loyalty towards each other, their weaknesses and strengths, all brought out in battle and mental warfare. Along the way, Jlynn brings the reader directly into contact with the sights and sounds of battle, and the emotional wear and tear of love and friendship. It requires a commitment of time due to its length, but it richly rewards every moment. The only way to sum up the story for you is to simply say, epic.

Xena and Gabrielle pursue a warlord in true "Cops" fashion, and it's a chase for your funnybone, believe me. There are so many gems in this story that I can't share too many without giving away the story, but here is just a glimpse of Joanna's sense of humor...

Xena (shouting): "We're in pursuit! Do your thing Gabrielle!"

Gabrielle starts imitating a siren as they chase the warlord.

With Joanna's bardic record,she could probably take a grocery list and have it emerge as a side splitter. With a foot chase, a helpful warlord who appears to be a henbane dealer and a dumpling stop for our heroes, I feel I should warn you not to drink anything while you read this. So put down the danish and coffee and enjoy Joanna's "Heroes".

Yoshima Miakoda is a Hunter, protector of the innocent, slayer of vampires. The product of nearly a millennium of living after being adopted by Japanese parents. All that she has come to believe in is rudely turned upside down in the form of a Gallery worker named Clarion Larieux. Their meeting is unusual to say the least, as Yoshi saves Clarion from the grasp of a gang of vampires. Yoshi has a hidden past... but so does Clarion.

The subtle dance these two weave around each other is fun, fast paced, and enthralling. Even non-goth fans will enjoy this one.

As her nameless characters offer few details of their ordeal (one woman, asked how they survived, replies only that "they did what needed to be done"), so does the author reveal her clues sparingly. The economy of words, however, suits the story, and enhances its appeal.

If "The Edge of the World" were a painting, it would be a collaboration between artist and viewer; in sure, swift strokes, Wishes has provided the canvas and the characters, while leaving the viewer (or reader) to complete the portrait, filling in the shadows and adding the background to his or her satisfaction. Though "Edge" takes only a few minutes to read, you'll likely ponder its characters and your own interpretation of them for some time.