Ms Mary Margaret Magnolia
E-mail: MsMaggieMagnolia@aol.com
Reviewing Since: 05.05.02
Total Reviews: 3

Hello there Blurb Readers. Ms Mary Margaret Magnolia here, at your service. My friends all call me Maggie. Ms Tazflyr of the Virginia Tazflyers told me of your interest in my little ole fanfic reviews. My, my, child... you are turning my head! Thank you ever so much for the compliment. Being a proper southern lady means everything to me. Therefore, I am sending a letter of introduction from my older sister Pinola Magnolia. She has taken care of such matters since Poppa went to be with the Lord several years ago. You must over look Pinola, my dears, she thinks like a man. It's our family's greatest scandal!

Ms Maggie Magnolia; an Introduction
By Pinola Magnolia

This is not my cup'a tea but I'll give it a shot. My crackpot sister, Mary Margaret Magnolia was born seven days after my third birthday. She was my Mother's favorite child and a thorn in my side from the very first hour. She is the sissiest woman I've ever encountered. Fancies herself to be a sexy Southern Belle like her hero, Scarlet O'Hara. Gag me with a spoon, June! A depraved, deprived, sexually repressed old maid is all she'll ever be!

Ya ought to read some of her fanfic reviews. They've been banned in all of the southern states. They contain so much subliminal sexual longing the only place you can find'em is on the "Blurb" web site.

Like I told ya; she's sissy, spoiled, sexually repressed and last but not least, into Xena and Gabby fanfic. The subjects of the reviews are great. It's my sister's drooling over them that sickens me.

Don't say I didn't warn ya. Personally, I'd rather curl up with my favorite stogie, a bottle of 'Black Jack' and review Xena and Gabby fanfic on my own.

That's right, my Mother raised one sissy girl and it isn't me; it's Maggie.

Pinola Magnolia, Esq.