Well, it's just another day in Paradise - literally! Though I have to admit right up front that there are a few raisins in the rice pudding, if you know what I mean. Don't get me wrong, you are still the best brother in the world and I'm having a great time.

But, there are just one or two little issues. I bet you don't need to get the old ouija board out to know that the Ice Princess with the cute, turned-up nose is the biggest issue of all (OK, the only issue). Her name, by the way, is Olivia Barrett. I know this because she spent the morning making phone calls from beside the pool - which happens to be right outside my cottage. All of the calls started with, "This is Olivia Barrett…" in a way that said, "you sure as shit better know who I am and do as I say or I'll make your life a misery." Stuck up bitch.

That's just a sample of Zuke's writing style throughout, nicely setting up the antagonism between Jaz and Olivia. The rest of the tale is a wild romp through the next six days of Jaz's vacation while Jaz and Olivia get to know each other a little better, with rather amusing results. This is kind of a rollercoaster of a story, but even with several groans along the way, it was a fun ride.